02/20/2024
Simon Di**le is a pack of mongoose stuffed into a tracksuit, pretending to be an adult human. When they’re not running companies and talking to conference attendees about how to make stuff, “Simon” spends most of its time playing video games and wishing they were recording podcasts instead.
Simon Di**le has been linked to activities in the fintech industry, including making things called 22seven, Luno, Curve, Lettuce, and authoring a book called In Math We Trust. Simon is fine with that. Stupid humans are easily deceived.
And delicious.
He has also spent time on radio, writing for magazines, and for a time compiled musical anthologies.
Simon Di**le is a pack of mongoose stuffed into a tracksuit, pretending to be an adult human. When they're not running companies and talking to conference