The Poo-lice

09/01/2026

🇺🇸☀️💩 LABOR DAY WEEKEND IS HERE… AND YOUR CAMPER IS READY TO MAKE YOU WORK! 💩☀️🇺🇸
Labor Day is supposed to be about NOT working.
But your camper apparently didn’t get the memo. 😂
You’re planning:
🍔 Burgers
🌭 Hot dogs
🏕️ Camping
🔥 Campfires
🎉 One last big summer weekend
Meanwhile, your black tank is planning:
💩 REVENGE.
Nothing says “long holiday weekend” like hearing:
👨 “Uh… honey?”
👩 “What?”
👨 “The toilet isn't flushing.”
👩 “Did you call The Poo-Lice?”
👨 “…I thought YOU did.” 😳
🚨 DON’T LET YOUR LABOR DAY TURN INTO LABOR! 🚨
The Poo-Lice can help with:
🚓 💩 Mobile Pump-Outs
🚓 💦 Jetting & Flushes
🚓 🧴 Tank Treatments & Sprays
🚓 🔧 Camper Repairs
📅 Schedule before the holiday weekend gets here!
Because Labor Day is for relaxing…
Not spending three hours outside your camper wondering why the bathroom smells like something crawled in and died. 😂
Enjoy the long weekend, fire up the grill, kick back, and let somebody else deal with the crap.
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Because You’ve Worked Hard Enough. Let Us Handle the Sh*t. 🇺🇸

08/16/2026

🗳️🚓💩 OKAY GEORGIA… NOW WE NEED YOU TO DO YOUR PART! 💩🗳️
We already told you The Poo-Lice has been nominated again for Best of Georgia…
Now comes the part where you get to help us bring that trophy home AGAIN! 🏆
We’ve pumped out tanks.
We’ve blasted clogs.
We’ve chased down some seriously suspicious smells.
And now we’re asking you to do something that requires absolutely NO gloves or respirators:
👉 VOTE FOR THE POO-LICE! 😂
🗳️ Go to the Best of Georgia voting page
➡️ Click Contractors
➡️ Then Specialty
➡️ Find The Poo-Lice
➡️ VOTE!
Think of it as your civic duty… but with significantly more p**p. 💩🇬🇪
Every vote gets us one step closer to going BACK-TO-BACK! 🏆🏆
And if you haven't voted yet…
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YOUR TANK TO BACK UP?! 😂
📣 Vote. Share. Tag your camping buddies. Tell your neighbor.
Let's show Georgia that when it comes to getting the crap done…
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice knows how to handle business!

08/01/2026

☀️🥵💩 AUGUST IN GEORGIA: Where Your Face Is Sweating, Your Flip-Flops Are Melting, and Your Tank Is Plotting Against You 💩🥵☀️
It's August, which means the sun is angry, the humidity is ridiculous, and your black tank has officially entered its villain era. 😈
Somewhere out there, an RV owner is saying:
"It's probably fine."
Narrator: It was not fine.
August facts:
🌡️ The temperature is 97 degrees.
🥵 The humidity is 1,000%.
💨 The smell coming from your camper has become self-aware.
🚽 Your tank sensor is lying to your face.
🪰 Even the flies are keeping their distance.
Signs it's time to call The Poo-Lice:
✔️ You light three candles and somehow make things worse.
✔️ You blame the dog.
✔️ Your neighbors suddenly become very interested in moving to another campsite.
✔️ You start breathing through your shirt.
Fortunately, the officers of The Poo-Lice are on patrol.
🚓 Pump-outs
🚓 Jetting and flushes
🚓 Treatments and sprays
🚓 Repairs
📞 Call now, because in August, your camper isn't holding waste anymore.
It's holding grudges.
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Arresting dangerous odors before they become wanted fugitives.

07/15/2026

🏆🚓💩 WE'VE BEEN NOMINATED AGAIN! 💩🚓🏆
Apparently... one year of fighting p**p crime wasn't enough. 😎
After winning Best of Georgia last year, the criminals (aka clogged tanks, nasty smells, and overflowing RVs) are back... and so are we!
🚨 The Poo-Lice has officially been nominated again for Best of Georgia! 🚨
We couldn't have done it without our amazing customers who trusted us with the jobs nobody else wanted. (Seriously... some of those tanks should've come with a hazmat team. 😂)
Now it's time to defend our title!
🗳️ Please help us bring home another Best of Georgia award!
Here's how to vote: ➡️ Visit https://gbj.com/best-of/vote⁠� ➡️ Select Contractors ➡️ Choose the Specialty category ➡️ Vote for The Poo-Lice!
Every vote means the world to our small, family-owned business and helps us continue doing what we love (even if that means chasing down some of Georgia's stinkiest criminals). 🚓💩
And remember...
🚽 Criminal p**p never takes a day off... 🚓 Neither do The Poo-Lice!
Thank you for supporting us and trusting us to keep your campers, RVs, and tanks clean all year long. We truly appreciate every single one of you! ❤️
🏆 Let's make it BACK-TO-BACK Best of Georgia Champions! 🏆🏆
💩 Vote. Share. Repeat.
🚓 The Poo-Lice — Award-Winning Crime Fighters Against Grime!

Learn about the 2026 Best of Georgia Awards, the annual community-voted awards program by Georgia Business Journal celebrating top local businesses. Nominate favorites, vote for winners, and see who is crowned the best in Georgia!

07/02/2026

🇺🇸🎆💩 The 4th of July Is THIS WEEKEND… Is Your Camper Ready for Freedom? 💩🎆🇺🇸
This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate with fireworks, burgers, camping, and making memories.....while one unlucky camper will become Ground Zero for a Code Brown. 😳
Don't let it be yours.
Things that should be FULL this weekend: 🍔 Your plate 🧊 Your cooler ❤️ Your heart with patriotism
Things that should NOT be full: 🚽 Your black tank.
Before Uncle Bob clogs the toilet five minutes after arriving, call The Poo-Lice! 🚓💩
We've got you covered with: ✅ Mobile Pump-Outs 💦 Jetting & Flushes 🧴 Tank Treatments 🔧 Camper Repairs
Remember...
🎇 Fireworks belong in the sky. 💥 Burgers belong on the grill. 💩 Nothing should be exploding in your camper bathroom.
📞 Schedule your service NOW before our calendar fills up faster than a campground on a holiday weekend.
Have a safe, fun, and odor-free Independence Day!
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Keeping America Free... from Stinky Tanks! 🇺🇸🎆

06/20/2026

🇺🇸☀️💩 Summer Is Here and the 4th of July Is Loading… 💩☀️🇺🇸
The grills are heating up. The fireworks stands are opening. And somewhere, a neglected camper tank is saying…
"This is my time to shine." 😈💨
Don't let your Independence Day celebration become a Declaration of Odors.
Common July 4th Symptoms Include: 🎆 Fireworks in the sky 💨 Fireworks in the bathroom 🍔 One too many hot dogs 🚽 One too few pump-outs 😬 Regret
Before your family vacation becomes a federal emergency, let The Poo-Lice restore peace and liberty to your RV.
🚓 Our Summer Task Force Offers: 💩 Mobile Pump-Outs 💦 High-Pressure Jetting 🧴 Tank Treatments & Sprays 🔧 Camper Repairs
Remember, folks:
🇺🇸 Sparklers should fizzle. 🇺🇸 Burgers should sizzle. 🇺🇸 Fireworks should boom.
🚫 Your black tank should do none of the above.
📞 Call The Poo-Lice before the only thing lighting up your campground is the smell coming from Site 42.
Because freedom isn't free…
…but a clogged tank will definitely cost you. 😎
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Protecting Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Odor-Free Camping Since Day One.

06/03/2026

☀️💩 Welcome to June: The Month of Sunshine, Camping, and Questionable Tank Decisions 💩☀️
June is finally here! The kids are out of school, the campgrounds are filling up, and everyone is pretending they checked their camper before the first trip of the summer. 😏
Let's be honest...
Things people remember before a camping trip:
✔️ Snacks
✔️ Chairs
✔️ Sunscreen
✔️ Cooler
Things people forget:
🚽 The black tank is still full
💨 The camper smells like it has a secret
🔧 That repair they put off since last fall
🧴 Tank treatment (again)
Then, three hours into the trip:
👨 Dad: "Does anyone smell that?"
👩 Mom: "I told you to get it serviced."
👦 Kid: "It smelled like that when we left."
💩 Tank: "I've been trying to tell you for months."
Don't let your June camping trip become a family meeting about odors.
🚓 The Poo-Lice is standing by with:
💩 Pump-Outs
💦 Jetting & Flushes
🔧 Repairs
🧴 Treatments & Odor Control
📞 Schedule your service before your camper becomes the hottest attraction at the campground—and not in a good way.
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Keeping Summer Fun and Tank Drama Separate Since Day One. 😎☀️🏕️

05/22/2026

🇺🇸☀️💩 Memorial Day Weekend Is Almost Here… and So Are the Campground Emergencies 💩☀️🇺🇸
Ah yes… Memorial Day weekend.
The official start of:
🍔 Burnt hot dogs
🍺 Questionable cooler decisions
🚐 RV traffic moving slower than your uncle after “just one more plate”
And somewhere out there…
a camper tank is already preparing to ruin somebody’s weekend. 😬
Memorial Day Warning Signs:
🚽 Tank fuller than the gas station parking lot
💨 Smells stronger than sunscreen and beef jerky combined
🔧 AC working “sometimes”
🧴 One lonely tank treatment packet fighting for its life
Before your family vacation turns into a National Emergency, call The Poo-Lice. 🚓💩
✔️ Pump-Outs
✔️ Jetting & Flushes
✔️ Tank Treatments
✔️ Repairs
✔️ Last-Minute “OH NO” Services
📅 Schedule NOW — because Memorial Day weekend books up faster than campground WiFi disappears.
Remember:
Fireworks should explode. 🎆
Your black tank should not. 🚫💩
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Defending Freedom from Funk Since Day One

05/08/2026

🎒☀️💩 School’s Almost Out… and Your Camper Is About to Become a Crime Scene 💩☀️🎒
The kids are counting down the days.
Teachers are hanging on by a thread.
And your RV?
🚨 It’s sitting in storage plotting against your entire summer. 🚨
Because the second school gets out, everybody suddenly remembers:
“OH YEAH… we should probably check the camper.” 😬
What Usually Happens Next:
🚽 Tank still full from last season
💨 Smell hits harder than report cards
🔧 Something leaking for “who knows how long”
🪰 One suspicious bug colony already paying rent inside
Before your family road trip turns into a rolling sewage documentary, call The Poo-Lice. 🚓💩
✔️ Pump-Outs
✔️ Jetting & Flushes
✔️ Repairs
✔️ Treatments & Deodorizing
📅 Schedule ahead NOW — because once school’s out, everybody panic-calls at the same time.
Don’t be the family sitting at the campground saying:
“Maybe it’ll stop smelling if we light another candle.” 🕯️😭
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Saving Summer Vacations One Tank at a Time

04/24/2026

🎭💩 Breaking News: Your Camper Has Joined a Cult 💩🎭
That’s right. After months of sitting unattended, your RV has officially joined the “We’ll Deal With It Later” Society.
Their beliefs include:
🧘 “The smell is temporary”
🧘 “The tank will fix itself”
🧘 “That drip adds character”
🧘 “We do not speak of the black tank”
Meanwhile in reality…
🚽 The tank is fermenting like it’s brewing something illegal
💨 The smell is gaining confidence and spreading rumors
🔧 That “tiny issue” is now running the whole operation
This is where The Poo-Lice Intervention Team shows up. 🚓💩
We don’t judge.
We don’t ask questions.
We just:
✔️ Pump it out
✔️ Jet it clean
✔️ Treat the situation
✔️ Fix what’s gone rogue
✔️ Restore order to the madness
📞 Call The Poo-Lice and we’ll pull your camper out of its bad decisions phase.
Because ignoring it isn’t a strategy…
…it’s how you end up explaining smells to strangers at the campground. 😬
🚓💩 The Poo-Lice — Breaking Up Bad Tank Decisions Since Day One