Austin's Salvage Service

Austin's Salvage Service If ur stuck, and less then 20 feet on flat ground away from muh truck, I'll get you out guaranteed.

Whale we couldn't get the trailer out. So TSP has made a new station with it. Y'all watch out, or dont, we'll tow your s...
03/14/2026

Whale we couldn't get the trailer out. So TSP has made a new station with it.

Y'all watch out, or dont, we'll tow your s**t

Thanks- Austin(Head A.S.S Manager)

I'm impressed but I have questions. -Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)
03/10/2026

I'm impressed but I have questions.

-Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)

03/09/2026

To whoever's overgrown s***m that got into my account and changed passwords.

I got it back little as***le.

Great to be back- Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)

02/24/2026

We park cars on driveways, but we drive them on parkways.

I think Squirrelly Dan lied to me and this ain't oregano.

-Austin (High A.S.S. Manager)

Hired a temporary shop hand for the spring, comes from some place in Canada-land called possum lake. He's handy with a r...
02/22/2026

Hired a temporary shop hand for the spring, comes from some place in Canada-land called possum lake.

He's handy with a roll a Duck-Tape so he's alright in my book.

Remember, if you aren't handsome you better be handy.

-Austin(Head A.S.S Manager)

The lord has provided for me, Celina 52 Truck Stop had some sort of error and I just got 169 gallons of fuel free!!!GOBL...
02/19/2026

The lord has provided for me, Celina 52 Truck Stop had some sort of error and I just got 169 gallons of fuel free!!!

GOBLESS
-Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)

Hoss, u r suppose to unhooked da Jeep an use it on trails. Not take the hole got dang rig up!!A for determanationC for ...
02/17/2026

Hoss, u r suppose to unhooked da Jeep an use it on trails.

Not take the hole got dang rig up!!

A for determanation
C for thankin skills
F for excution

-Squirrelly Dan ( A.S.S. Wrecker Operator)

So fun, not so fun, fact. Squirrelly Dan's truck can infact, NOT, clear old man McF**kit's barn. Even at the redline dow...
02/17/2026

So fun, not so fun, fact.
Squirrelly Dan's truck can infact, NOT, clear old man McF**kit's barn.

Even at the redline down the highway, and with a carefully built ramp that used quality 2×3's and 7/16th OSB.

He came low and short, kinda like his stature.

Lucky for him, the McF**kit's wanted that barn taken down anyways. Now he gets more wood for a better ramp. Anyone got a barn he can try to jump?

All leads will be considerated and appreciated.
-Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)

I don't even know where to begin with this'n. Whoever is drinkin for the day is not the one who needs to be drivin ur s*...
02/16/2026

I don't even know where to begin with this'n. Whoever is drinkin for the day is not the one who needs to be drivin ur s**t

I will charge double for stunts like this

Triple if ur a repeat customer within a day

-Austin (Head A.S.S Manager)

Whomever lost they hotdog cart, swing by the yard for pickup. We recovered it from the river, there will be a nominal fe...
02/12/2026

Whomever lost they hotdog cart, swing by the yard for pickup. We recovered it from the river, there will be a nominal fee for recovery and storage.

Failure to claim in a timely manner will result in Squirrelly Dan eating your remaining inventory.

I can only contain him for so long.

Thanks-(Austin Head A.S.S Manager)

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TN-52
Celina, TN
38551

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