10/09/2026
We've had a killer week!
If you’ve seen a skeleton riding sh***un in the purple pest control truck around town, you may have already suspected that Smack That made a questionable staffing decision.
We’ve had a busy start to October following all that rain we got recently and the sudden increase in pest activity, but our newest apprentice Skeleton Steve has not physically gotten out of the truck to help us with a single one of our 38 services this week.
He just sits there in the passenger seat looking completely unbothered, doesn’t lift a finger, and complains that he’s hungry and cold now that the temperature has dropped below triple digits. ☠️
Performance concerns may have to be escalated to management soon. We’re growing way too fast to keep carrying dead weight around town.
Follow our page to see if Steve ever gets out of the truck.