04/27/2026
Due to tonight’s raggedy acting weather trying to act up please peep the following survival rules:
1. Do NOT go to sleep naked. If that radar siren start hollering at 3am you do not wanna be that person in the street, tripping over your bo***es, one sock on, looking confused.
2. Have an outfit ready. Something that covers more than just your pride. Real shoes you can run in. The least embarrassing pajamas you own.
3. For all you Facebook Live “weather reporters”. Put your teeth in, put your bra on, only then go live. Pay attention Mary Alice! We can handle storm damage but we are NOT built for that level of unedited, raw, National Geographic screaming repeating yourself footage at 3am in the morning.
