Huxley Consultants

06/10/2016

As always, your initial consult is pro bono with no future obligations. Payment thereafter depends on the quantifiability of the success achieved as a result of our unparalleled services. Here's just a few of our most lauded bailiwicks:
Life coaching
Dining in the 216
Fitness
Fashion
Feng shui
Understanding Radiohead
Food borne illness prevention
iFetch training (progressive)
Addictive disorder management
Disaster relief services
Photography
Grocery list organization and store mapping
Guitar
Golf (full swing only)
Bowling Alley social disorder
Poetry (egomaniacal)
Selfie Syndrome Matrixian disease
Myers Briggs - getting the results you want
Taking your computer apart (supplemental courses for putting it back together also available)
What to do and where to go when in Chicago when you don’t want to be a tourist.
True joie de vivre in a facade ravaged society.
Email us at [email protected]

09/01/2015

Most people don't know what we actually do, until they need our services.

08/29/2015

Chicago culinary consanguinity very well received.....

08/26/2015

It's national dog day, so.........
you should probably schedule a consultation.

08/25/2015

Perspective and the writings of Tom Robbins. Humanity as a whole takes themselves far too seriously.
"People of the world, relax."

How can a balance of diligence and a pathological playful approach to life be achieved? That's where we step in........

08/20/2015

It will be a novel by way of short story.......

08/07/2015

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08/05/2015

Fine Dining Appreciation consulting services are now available.
Also trip planning and spa appreciation.

07/31/2015

Watching over the decisions, and indecisions, of the world......

07/28/2015

Limited time offer! Free lunch/dinner of your choosing during initial consult!

Restrictions apply, but not many. Well, I mean a few, but nothing to concern yourself with.

07/25/2015

As always, your initial consult is pro bono with no future obligations. Payment thereafter depends on the quantifiability of the success achieved as a result of our unparalleled services. Here's just a few of our most lauded bailiwicks:
Life coaching
Dining in the 216
Fitness
Fashion
Feng shui
Understanding Radiohead
Food borne illness prevention
iFetch training (progressive)
Addictive disorder management
Disaster relief services
Photography
Grocery list organization and store mapping
Guitar
Golf (full swing only)
Bowling Alley social disorder
Poetry (egomaniacal)
Selfie Syndrome Matrixian disease
Myers Briggs - getting the results you want
Taking your computer apart (supplemental courses for putting it back together also available)
True joie de vivre in a facade ravaged society.

Email us at [email protected]

07/24/2015