01/09/2024
So...Here's the Deal from Annunaki High Command this morning...They have asked me to go ahead and proceed with the telling process of the story as best as I can remember, since I have dumbed it down entirely enough for the Comedy to commence...now I know that Americons can decifermatate thing part near guud,Mkay?...so consider for a moment, if you will, that this planet is actually (step forward from Quantum Mechanics to Hyper-Geometry,please.) A Hyper-Dodecahedron and not an "Oblique Spheroid",as the 1929 Military Books issued to Captains of these big Metal Boats built inherently for warfare to move these big Critters around using Nautical Astronomy and Dead Reconing across the seas of the "Oblique Spheroid"...remembering that the World Class Idiots that built these huge metal Critters were high as f**k on the Devil's Dandruff when they wrote these books while building the ships...you could buy the stuff over the counter in bulk anywhere on the planet in those days...hell,it was even in the soda pop that the people in the good old USA was drinkamatating every day...Now,I have discussed this extensively with a Great Benefactor of mine, Loki,as to the nature of the difference between an"Obique Spheroid" and this Hyper-Cube that he gained control of (A simple teserract of known angles and vertices intersecting at predictable points to Quantum Idiots that actually have to get out of thier Spaceships and beat the hell out of them like crazy neanderlithic monkeys to get the ships to move properly again through the Wormholes of an entire Hyper-Multuverse constructed as a Hyper-Cube in transition to the Hyper-Dodecahedron using Werner Von Braun's versions of Hyper-Geometry instead.)...are you with me so far?...Fantastic...so tomorrow, when the new Chior Director,Oceana Sanchez begins Her version of a 14 dimensional geometric concerto,you should all be able to understand her Belligerent Uncle and his simpler blues guitaworks that both The Angels and The Djinn will be listening to as The Senior Officer's Music of The Spheres that they have been watching for and waiting to hear, everywhere in Creation except for Peurto Rico....Good Night,Eugene,and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow.
