10/25/2025
I always wanted a Neumann "Fritz" Dummy Head binaural mic, but they are crazy expensive and I could never justify it. I have a few LOM miniature mics, so I put a pair of their Mikro Usi omni mics in a styrofoam head from Michael's Craft Boutique of Frilly Things and Potpourri. I am happy to announce that the smell of the place didn't drive me out before getting through the checkout aisle.
Omni microphones that are baffled from one another and spaced approximately the width of a human head create a great stereo image, especially through headphones. In fact, with the mics buried in the fleshy outer part of the ear (the pinna), a setup like Clyde- my poor-man's Fritz- allows an incredible 3-D sense of sound through headphones. It still creates a very realistic stereo image over monitors, and folds down to mono without much phase interference at all. But recordings made with this rig are scary when heard through headphones. You can distinguish whether sounds are coming from the front or rear as well as side to side.
Clyde has seen some s**t. Heard it too.