05/10/2026
For horse show parents who think they know — and for the ones who really do. 🎱
I built something for us.
I know what it’s like. Standing at the rail. Watching your daughter pick up the wrong lead. And you KNOW things, because you rode too.
So I asked Claude AI to build me a Magic 8 Ball specifically designed to help you preserve your relationship with your kid, your trainer — and more importantly, keep you from becoming the typecast for Real Horse Show Moms of Devon. 🎬
Here’s what the ball says:
🎱 She’s on the wrong diagonal → “She’ll make that mistake once. Let her.”
🎱 She picked up the wrong lead → “Walk away.”
🎱 She missed the distance → “She didn’t fall off. Make the sign of the cross and say Amen.”
🎱 She fell off → “Chocolate or Vanilla Häagen-Dazs tonight?”
🎱 She’s crying from disappointment → “Just sit in it with her.”
🎱 She thinks she was robbed → “It all comes out in the wash.”
🎱 She congratulated another rider → “Smile. That’s good sportsmanship.”
🎱 Other parents want your opinion on the class → “I plead the 5th.”
Because some thoughts are better left in the schooling ring.
Link in bio if you want to try it 😂.