The Infinite Monkey Theorem

The Infinite Monkey Theorem The Infinite Monkey Theorem is an urban winery operating in a back alley of the RiNo Arts District in Denver, CO. Come see what we're about No vineyard.
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IMT represents a counter culture in winemaking. No pretense. We buy the best grapes and make ridiculously good wine.

Due to a last minute emergency, we’re postponing today’s garage sale. We’ll post our new date within the week. We sincer...
03/23/2025

Due to a last minute emergency, we’re postponing today’s garage sale. We’ll post our new date within the week. We sincerely apologize.

We will be open today and tomorrow from 2-6pm for online pickups and to-go bottles and cans! PS: Maybe stay for a glass ...
01/24/2025

We will be open today and tomorrow from 2-6pm for online pickups and to-go bottles and cans! PS: Maybe stay for a glass 😉

Heads up! If you haven’t grabbed your recent online orders, we’ll be open for pick-ups this Thursday-Saturday from 2-6pm...
01/21/2025

Heads up! If you haven’t grabbed your recent online orders, we’ll be open for pick-ups this Thursday-Saturday from 2-6pm.

We’ll also be offering some great discounts for those of you jonesing for a few more IMT bottles!

12/29/2024

Pssst….some BIG news may be on the horizon.

Keep following us for exciting updates…

As you know, yesterday was our last day of service, but we're opening today from 3pm-7pm for those of you who need to pi...
12/28/2024

As you know, yesterday was our last day of service, but we're opening today from 3pm-7pm for those of you who need to pick up an online order, wanting one last deal, or just need a glass of wine after surviving the holidays.

If you haven't picked up an online order and today does not work for you, email [email protected] to arrange a better day and time!

POSTPONED!! Unfortunately, this weekend's garage sale at The Infinite Monkey Theorem has been postponed. We will be prov...
12/18/2024

POSTPONED!! Unfortunately, this weekend's garage sale at The Infinite Monkey Theorem has been postponed. We will be providing an updated date as soon as possible. Our taproom will still be open for standard service, so please join us for our last full weekend before the holiday. We will be offering some great to-go wine deals, so come grab your last holiday gifts🍷🎁

Mark your calendar (December 14)! We can't wait to celebrate with you!✨🥂
12/04/2024

Mark your calendar (December 14)! We can't wait to celebrate with you!✨🥂

It's been a FUN 16 years, Denver family, so come celebrate with a can in hand on December 14! We'll have lots of wine de...
11/25/2024

It's been a FUN 16 years, Denver family, so come celebrate with a can in hand on December 14! We'll have lots of wine deals (in-house + to-go) and FREE PIZZA because it's what you deserve. So come raise a glass with us and toast to all the memories we've made in RiNo. We love youuu! 🍷

'Tis the season for giving (and, let’s be honest, for pouring a little extra wine). To keep spirits high and glasses ful...
11/12/2024

'Tis the season for giving (and, let’s be honest, for pouring a little extra wine). To keep spirits high and glasses full, we’re rolling out some fantastic wine deals on all taps, cans, and bottles in the taproom—now through the end of the year! 🍷

The best companion for carving pumpkins 🎃🍷. Get a little liquid inspiration from our canned White Wine & create the best...
10/27/2024

The best companion for carving pumpkins 🎃🍷. Get a little liquid inspiration from our canned White Wine & create the best jack-o'-lantern around! Stop by the RiNo taproom to pick up a 4-pack or order online for national delivery.

Care for a glass? 🍷 Join us in the taproom this weekend for Stand-Up Magic tonight starting at 7:30pm then for tomorrow ...
10/25/2024

Care for a glass? 🍷 Join us in the taproom this weekend for Stand-Up Magic tonight starting at 7:30pm then for tomorrow starting at 8pm. Autumn is the best time to cozy up with wine and good vibes, hope to see y'all there! 🍂✨

It’s with a heavy heart that we announce The Infinite Monkey Theorem will be closing its doors at the end of 2024. After...
10/24/2024

It’s with a heavy heart that we announce The Infinite Monkey Theorem will be closing its doors at the end of 2024. After 16 incredible years of creating mountain-grown, city-made wines, we are saying goodbye to our beloved taproom and winemaking operations. This journey has been one of innovation, passion, and connection, and while it’s hard to let go, we are deeply grateful for the community that has supported us along the way!

From canned wine pioneers to being a gathering place for local events, we’ve shared so many unforgettable moments with all of you. While this chapter is coming to a close, our wines will still be available at local stores, in the taproom, and online while supplies last. Plus, all of our scheduled community events, including comedy and trivia nights, will continue, so there’s still plenty of time to enjoy a glass of your favorite wine!

We’ll be hosting a THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES party in late December so be sure to stay tuned for details which we’ll be sharing here. We hope you’ll join us in savoring every last drop, thank you for being part of our story! 🍷

Xoxo,
Infinite Chimp

Address

3200 Larimer St.
Denver, CO
80205

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 9pm
Tuesday 4pm - 10pm
Wednesday 4pm - 10pm
Thursday 2pm - 10pm
Friday 2pm - 10pm
Saturday 2pm - 10pm
Sunday 2pm - 10pm

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