09/03/2026
I got to play with a 400mm f/2.8 on the sidelines Friday night, and I have made some very poor life decisions by not owning one of these.
For context: this lens costs roughly as much as a decent used car. It is also roughly the size of a small child. It is heavy in a way that makes you feel like you've done something wrong.
And the images it produces are absolutely unhinged in the best way.
I'm fine. I'm not thinking about it. I'm definitely not pricing them out right now.
Accepting Venmo, cash, and anyone willing to talk me out of it.
-Jess