K & W Equine Services llc

08/01/2026

Muscovy ducks in need of a farm!! 4 months to around 9months.

07/07/2026

06/20/2026

🐔🚨 WTF FARM UPDATE: THE HATCHENING HAS ESCALATED 🚨🐔

Y'all... remember when I said I needed an intervention for all the babies showing up around here?

Apparently the chickens took that as a challenge. 🤦‍♀️

This morning started with one broody hen sitting on what appeared to be approximately 47 eggs. (Actual count unknown because I value having all my fingers attached.) 🥚🥚🥚

A few hours later...

🐣 PEEP.

🐣 PEEP PEEP.

🐣 OH LORD THERE'S MORE THAN ONE.

Now we have tiny fluffy velociraptors emerging from every direction. Some are black. Some are striped. Some look like they stuck their tiny heads in an electrical outlet. One already has the look of a bird plotting tax fraud. 😑

Mama Hen is sitting there looking proud of herself like SHE accomplished something.

Ma'am.

YOU SAT DOWN.

The eggs did all the work.

But wait... it gets better.

Apparently motherhood has turned her into a feathered psychopath. 🤦‍♀️

The resident farm cat made the mistake of existing within a 20-foot radius of her nest. Not touching a chick. Not stealing an egg. Not even looking suspicious.

Just existing.

This tiny dinosaur launched herself off the nest screaming chicken obscenities and chased that poor cat clear across the yard and onto the porch. 🐔💨🐈

Y'all...

The CAT ran.

The CHICKEN gave chase.

I watched a predator get bullied by a rotisserie chicken with anger issues.

The cat looked absolutely offended by the entire situation. Like, "I kill things for a living and somehow I'm being evicted from my own yard." 😒

Meanwhile I am trying to figure out:

✔️ How many chicks there are

✔️ How many eggs are left

✔️ Whether those are all her eggs

✔️ If another hen contributed to this nonsense

✔️ Where I am going to put yet another batch of babies

✔️ How to explain to the cat that he has lost control of the property

Because apparently my farm has become the maternity ward nobody asked for. 🏥🐔

The ducks are hiding eggs. 🦆

The chickens are hatching eggs. 🐣

The goat may or may not be plotting babies. 🐐

The turkeys are screaming. 🦃

The cat has been humbled. 🐈

The dogs are questioning their life choices. 🐕😐

And I am just out here trying to survive another episode of...

🎬 AS THE FARM TURNS: THE HATCHENING & THE GREAT CAT PURSUIT OF 2026 🎬

Send coffee.

Send brooders.

Send therapy for the cat.

And maybe birth control for poultry. ☕🐣🤣

🐔🐣🐈🤣

06/13/2026

Maze said its hot a d of course Bliss had to ruin her fun.

06/10/2026

Today's WTF FARM Moment: Goat Edition 🐐

These three freeloaders have an entire pasture full of grass. Not "a little grass." Not "we're running low on grass."

WE HAVE TO CUT THE GRASS.

Yet every morning they stand at the gate screaming like: 🚨 "EMERGENCY!" 🚨 "CALL PETA!" 🚨 "SOMEBODY ALERT THE NEWS!" 🚨 "WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN AT LEAST 7 MINUTES!"

Meanwhile, the girls' pen—where the feed is actually intended to go—is full of calm, respectful ladies quietly waiting their turn like civilized members of society.

The boys?

Absolute chaos.

The second they hear a feed bucket rattle, they act like survivors of a three-year famine. You'd think I was personally starving them instead of watching them eat grass, hay, feed, tree leaves, weeds, my patience, and occasionally parts of the fence.

Look at them in this picture. Not a single thought behind those eyes except:

👀 "Is there more food?" 👀 "Can I have her food?" 👀 "What about second breakfast?" 👀 "What if we scream louder?"

I swear these little turd heads are one news crew away from giving an interview about the harsh conditions at WTF FARM.

🐐🤣🥬🌱🪣

05/29/2026

😂🐾🌽 Today's WTF Farm Moment 🌽🐾😂

At this point, the local wildlife has completely accepted the chaos that is WTF Farm.

The dogs bark at invisible threats. 🐕🚨

The chickens hatch tiny velociraptors and immediately release them into society with zero supervision. 🐣🦖

The ducks disappear for weeks, only to emerge with an entire football team of ducklings ready to begin training for the nightly World Domination Meetings led by the senior-ranking ducks. 🦆🦆🦆🦆🏈🌎

The goats are plotting something. I don't know what, but I don't trust them. 🐐👀

Meanwhile, the wildlife just pulls up every evening like it's dinner theater.

🦌 Deer in the yard. 🦝 Raccoons in the shadows. 🐿️ Squirrels judging everyone. 🐦 Birds providing commentary.

Nobody is even surprised anymore.

The wildlife doesn't run away when the farm erupts into its daily nonsense. They just grab a seat, eat snacks, and watch the show.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure they're telling their friends:

"Y'all gotta come see this place. Last week a chicken adopted babies that weren't hers, a duck vanished and came back with six recruits, and some lady was chasing poultry through poison oak. Best entertainment in the county." 🍿😂

🦆🐔🐕🤣

05/24/2026

Hey yall, I swear I am still here. Just running circles and trying to keep up with up life! Here is some pics from around the farm!

05/16/2026

Yall, today’s WTF FARM moment is brought to you by the fact I have officially lost all sense of self control in farm life. 🤦‍♀️🐔
I already have hens sitting on nests ALL OVER this property like they paying rent… so naturally I decided what we really needed was a FULL incubator of more babies. Because clearly peace and quiet was getting suspicious around here.
Lockdown was literally yesterday and already I have 3 overachievers busting out of eggs like they got jobs to get to and taxes to pay. Slow down little crackheads, the rest of your siblings are still marinating. 😂
Now here’s the problem… these tiny freeloaders are gonna need new farms to take over.
These are a mix of Americana, Welsummer, and honestly some “surprise package barnyard special” because at this point I’ve lost track of who’s dating who in the chicken yard. 🫠
What they DO offer: 🥚 Eggs
🌪 Chaos
🐓 Tiny dinosaur energy
💩 An unreasonable amount of p**p for something that small
Freshly hatched and cheap while they still fit in your hand and haven’t learned how to commit crimes yet.
So… who’s looking for baby chicks and a little extra chaos in their life? 👀

04/29/2026

‼️Important Reminder Regarding Pet Adoptions‼️

😢We’ve recently seen an increase in requests to return dogs after adoption, despite our policy and adoption agreement clearly stating that we are unable to accept returns.

❗️We want to be transparent: as shelter staff and Animal Control Officers, euthanasia is always our absolute last resort. Every animal that enters our care is given every possible opportunity to find a permanent, loving home.

👉However, adopting a dog is a significant, long-term commitment that requires careful consideration. If an adoption is reversed within months, weeks, or even days due to lack of preparation, the outcome is detrimental to the animal. The dog experiences repeated displacement, which creates instability and stress, directly undermining the goal of providing it a secure future.

🛑Before you adopt, we strongly encourage you to research and prepare for the following:🛑

1. Financial Commitment: Understand the costs of routine and emergency veterinary care, quality food, supplies, and potential professional training.
2. Adjustment Period: Many of our dogs arrive as strays with unknown histories. They may have lived outdoors or had no prior training. It takes time, patience, and consistency for a dog to decompress and adjust to a new home, schedule, and family.
3. Training Needs: Be prepared to invest time in training. Professional support may be necessary if behavioral challenges arise.

💓With patience, structure, and understanding, these dogs can become exceptional companions. Our team is committed to finding great homes for every animal, and we will always provide an honest, realistic overview of what to expect regarding veterinary needs, settling-in periods, and long-term care.

❌We ask that you do not adopt on impulse or solely to prevent euthanasia. The most compassionate choice is to adopt only when you are fully prepared to provide a stable, lifelong home.

Thank you for understanding and for helping us set every dog up for success.

04/20/2026

🚨 RELATIONSHIP UPDATE: I’ve been replaced. 🚨
Every. Single. Night.
Dinner ends… and suddenly MY man is no longer MY man.
He belongs to her. 🐾
This little thief marches over, plops herself down like royalty, and demands her post-dinner massage like she pays the bills around here.
And him?
Oh, he’s wrapped around her paw like it’s his full-time job.
Meanwhile, I try to give a simple command like, “come here”…
And what does she do?
👀 Looks at HIM.
👀 Waits for HIS approval.
👀 Like I’m just some background character in HER love story.
Ma’am.
I raised you.
I feed you.
I pay for your snacks AND your vet bills.
But go off and choose your new human, I guess.
At this point I’m just the third wheel in my own house 😂
Anyone else out here being emotionally betrayed by their dog or is it just me??