Epic Cleans LLC

10/29/2026

10/26/2026

Watch this white ceramic sink shine! ✨ At Epic Cleans LLC, we know a beautiful clean starts with knowing your surfaces.

Bar Keepers Friend can help remove stubborn stains and buildup from ceramic, porcelain, and stainless steel sinks—but every sink’s material and finish matter! Always check the manufacturer’s care instructions and test a small, hidden area first.

🧡 Copper needs special attention! Bar Keepers Friend can strip away its aged patina and leave a bright, copper-penny appearance. That darker finish may be exactly what your client loves, so always ask before polishing!

🌿 Eco-friendly cleaning is always our preference. Start with the gentlest effective option, use only what’s needed, and choose products suited to the surface.

Beautiful results. Thoughtful care. That’s Epic Cleans LLC! ❤️🤍

10/23/2026

🚨 SATURDAY MARKET CANCELLED — PORCH PICKUP IS ON! 🚨

The Farmington Growers Market has cancelled tomorrow (Sat, Oct 24) due to the flood advisory and heavy rain forecast. But the bread is baked — so we are moving to PORCH PICKUP!

👉 Order here: https://app.simplybread.com/jjmicro-bakery/
The app has the pickup times and location. Pay right in the app, or bring cash for the payment box at pickup.

Available: traditional sourdough, seeded, lemon blueberry and jalapeño cheddar loaves — plus the debut of our NEW Jalapeño Cheddar Bagels ($12/4-pack)!

Stay safe out there — see you at pickup, and back at the market next Saturday, Oct 31 for the Halloween finale! 🍞

10/20/2026

Halloween weekend is almost here — costumes, candy, and a house full of guests. Enjoy the fun, and let us handle the aftermath. Book a post-party cleanup with Epic Cleans and start your week with a spotless home. Message us to grab a spot!

10/18/2026

“You expect me to clean before you clean?” 🤔

We hear this question, so let’s clear it up!

At Epic Cleans LLC, we are NOT asking you to scrub your sink, wipe your counters, or clean your bathroom before we arrive. That’s our job! 🧽✨

We ask that you pick up excessive debris and personal belongings so we can reach the surfaces you hired us to clean.

Before your appointment, please:

✔️ Put away toiletries, makeup, and hair tools.
✔️ Clear excessive items from sinks and countertops.
✔️ Pick up clothing and belongings from the floors.
✔️ Place loose trash in a trash can.

A bathroom counter covered in belongings takes time to sort, move, and replace. That shifts your appointment time away from scrubbing away buildup and thoroughly cleaning your home. It also means handling personal items that you know best where to put.

Your home does not need to be spotless before we arrive. We simply need access to the areas that need cleaning. ❤️

You handle the excessive clutter. We’ll handle the Epic Clean!