Iguana Catcher

10/23/2026

10/23/2026

These are my Gremlins, Mufasa and Gizmo. I don't feed them after midnight and never ever get them wet.

10/14/2026

Happy Halloween!
Remember this: A bougainvillea hedge is the same thing as a plastic pumpkin full of Halloween candy to an iguana.

10/06/2026

Property manager asks me to go check one of the three pools for iguanas. I already had but did so as requested. I have a key that pops me right through the gate. So suddenly I appear on the pool deck in my bright yellow shirt that clearly identifies who I am and what I'm doing. I also have a pellet r***e strapped over my shoulder. There are two residents, one is in the pool and is quite glad to see me while she quickly points out where the iguanas come from. The other one asks in a very snide voice, "Oh, are you the guy with the pellet r***e?". To which I reply, "Yes ma'am!" Then it's "Who hired you?" I replied "Property Management. Paid in advance, thank you very much. I'll have them all cleared out of here real quick." She grabs her phone and is about to fuss at someone when the property manager walks right past her towards me and asks how many I got so far. I replied "27." She was ecstatic. I love my job! Karen can kiss my 🫏!

10/05/2026

Another day in paradise protecting others slices of paradise.

10/05/2026

Wow! Crazy what some people will keep all these years. I'm out thrifting and come across this for sale. You know I couldn't resist. Needs a new engine, but that's the least of its issues.

This was the "Deathmobile" that was used in the movie "Animal House".
I'm stoked!!!
It will make a Great iguana truck!!!

10/02/2026

BOB has a new song. Check it out and comment below.

10/01/2026

Simply too smart for the traps...

09/30/2026

Just like baby ducks.🐊 🐊 🐊 🐊 🤣

09/29/2026

Uh oh...