Serious Goose LLC

Serious Goose LLC Serious Goose is a neighborhood general store selling deeply discounted items in Fultonville NY. “Deals that don’t duck around”!

In store
09/12/2026

In store

Squishies in the house!
09/11/2026

Squishies in the house!

Winner winner!We have the ticket picked so if you are our lucky ticket holder expect a call shortly!Congratulations and ...
09/11/2026

Winner winner!

We have the ticket picked so if you are our lucky ticket holder expect a call shortly!

Congratulations and enjoy your new table!

GOOD MORNING, GEESE. 🪿☕️We’re open, we’re caffeinated, and we’ve already got about 47 different things going on. 😂🔧 Repa...
09/11/2026

GOOD MORNING, GEESE. 🪿☕️

We’re open, we’re caffeinated, and we’ve already got about 47 different things going on. 😂

🔧 Repairs are happening.
📚 Homeschool stuff is happening.
📖 Buy any school supplies and grab a FREE book.
👕 Clothes are STILL just $1 each because apparently we enjoy making terrible financial decisions.

And yes — we clean. A LOT.

Bins get cleaned. Shelves get cleaned. Items get checked over. Things get wiped down. If something comes in looking like it crawled out of a basement in 1987, it does NOT just get tossed on a shelf and wished good luck. 😂

We like weird stuff.
We like cheap stuff.
We do not like mystery grime.

Stop in, dig around, find something ridiculous, grab some $1 clothes, snag a free book, and see what we’re fixing today.

Serious Goose 🪿
Where the deals are dirty cheap… but the store isn’t. 😏

👵🪿 IT’S SENIOR DISCOUNT DAY! 🪿👴If you’re 55+, today you get 10% OFF — because you’ve earned it just by surviving this lo...
09/10/2026

👵🪿 IT’S SENIOR DISCOUNT DAY! 🪿👴
If you’re 55+, today you get 10% OFF — because you’ve earned it just by surviving this long. 😂

We’re also getting back into the swing of the school year, which means we are currently working on approximately 47 different things at once and pretending this is a completely normal way to run a business.
📚 School stuff
🛠️ Projects
📦 New things coming out
🧹 Rearranging things we just rearranged
🪿 General goose-related nonsense

So stop in, see what we’re working on, find some bargains, and if you qualify for the senior discount, make sure you remind us at the register!

We’re getting there. Slowly. Chaotically. But we’re getting there. 😂🪿

09/09/2026

☀️ GOOD MORNING! 🪿

The kids are back in school… which means you can finally shop WITHOUT someone asking for a snack, touching everything, or somehow needing $47 worth of stuff. 😂

Come enjoy some glorious kid-free shopping and dig through all kinds of bargains today!

💥 Cheap finds
👕 Clothes
🎃 Halloween goodies
📚 Books
🎮 Electronics
🧸 Toys
🪿 And all the random Serious Goose stuff you didn’t know you needed

Come wander around in peace and see what bargains you can find. 😎

Address

32 Main Street
Fultonville, NY
12072

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11:15am - 5pm
Thursday 11:15am - 5pm
Friday 11:15am - 7pm
Saturday 12pm - 7pm
Sunday 12pm - 3pm

Telephone

+15187060008

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