10/14/2026
🐿️ It’s Squirrel Awareness Month, and apparently we need to clarify WHICH squirrel belongs in your house.
THIS Squirrel? Excellent roommate. Fluffy. Purrs. Judges your choices without damaging your insulation.
THAT squirrel? Uninvited attic tenant. Eats the wiring. Renovates without permits. Starts a CrossFit class above your bedroom at 3 AM.
The approved Squirrel belongs to our marketing gal. Yes, she named a cat Squirrel. We let her write our posts, so clearly questionable decisions are a company tradition. 🙃
Keep the cat. Let ACES Wildlife Solutions handle the attic tenant.
Don’t gamble with wildlife, let us give you a hand. 🐾