02/14/2026
“I realize it's late. I don’t know if you’ll remember me, this is Miriam Rice. We met once a while back at the Gordons’. You’re probably surprised to get a call from me.”
Although it was late, I had decided to answer the phone. As it turns out, I did remember her, and actually wasn’t surprised at all. I frequently get calls from friends and strangers alike asking to have their pianos tuned. “Hey Miriam, I do remember you. What can I do for you?”
“I want you to take on my son, Eric, as an apprentice.”
This did surprise me, but not terribly: I also get the occasional request to take on an apprentice. Piano tuning is one of the few trades that still relies on apprenticeships to teach the next generation. Contrary to common assumption, an apprenticeship is not a standardized course you take for a certificate; it’s more of a complex relationship in which both participants need to be invested, focused, and working towards the same goal. I’ve learned that it pays not to rush into anything and check out the potential apprentice before committing.
Honestly, the bigger issue bouncing around in my head was that I wasn’t ready to take on another apprentice. Over the years, I had had several apprentices, but the most recent had ended pretty badly. After investing a lot of time and effort in Andrew, I was stunned one summer morning when I went to pick him up for work to find that he and a collection of my tools had vanished into the night. A year later, I learned through a friend of a friend that he was living in Texas.
“Well, I’m not really taking on apprentices right now, but I would be happy to let him shadow me for a day. Let him see if it actually interests him.”
“Oh, it interests him.” I could dimly hear a piano on her end start playing in the background, and she began talking to someone else. “Stop that right now! I mean it! Sorry about that, yes, it interests him. Are you sure you won’t take an apprentice? We could pay. I feel you should reconsider.”
I could feel her pressure. “I appreciate that, but I can’t do it right now. So, what day would work for him to hang with me?” I threw out a number of dates, which she checked with someone else—Eric, I guessed. I could hear them talking intensely, and she finally came back on the line, sounding exhausted.
“Instead of a whole day, could he just watch one tuning?”
“How about two?” I asked. “Later this week, I’m tuning two pianos for the Symphony. He could come down to the hall and check it out.” They agreed to this, and we arranged for Eric to meet me at the front doors at 2:00.
I arrived at the hall a bit early and, after making sure the pianos were in place and ready for tuning, walked through the lobby to the front doors. Since Miriam’s call, I had been thinking about apprenticeships, including my own. When I was 28, I apprenticed for 2 years with a Steinway master technician named Bill Larson. Bill was a kind, generous 50-something with wavy silver hair, thick wire-rimmed glasses, and a neat, clipped mustache. He was slight, but surprisingly strong. He lived in a tall, sun-splashed, rambling house in the Sacramento neighborhood of Curtis Park. At his artistic wife’s insistence, the house was painted lime green.
Behind the house, Bill had a piano shop shaded by pines and surrounded by wood ferns, and it was there that I learned to rebush flanges, file hammers, install strings, and so on. It was with Bill that I also learned that with great skill does not necessarily come great teaching ability. One day, as I was struggling to tune, I asked Bill how to set a tuning pin. He looked at me thoughtfully for a moment and then purposely swung around to the bookcase behind his cluttered desk. He pulled out a well-thumbed copy of Annie Dillard’s Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, paged through it, and read the following:
“Polarized light from the sky is very much weakened by reflection, but the light in clouds isn’t polarized. So invisible clouds pass among visible clouds, till all slide over the mountains.”
With that, he closed the book and looked at me, highly satisfied and clearly expecting a big OMG. What he got was closer to a big WTF.
But I was driven, and I soon invented subtle ways to extract the information I needed from Bill. Asking for stories; feigning incomprehension so I could study his exact technique; and staying glued to him on jobs, memorizing his every move—by the end of the two years, I was working for a local piano store and on my way.
Waiting at the doors, shielded from the rain, was a teenage boy in sweats who appeared to have just arisen from slumber. He wasn’t physically in pajamas, but mentally he seemed to still be between the sheets. But what really caught my attention was the determined, tailored woman standing next to him. Clearly, Miriam had decided to come as well.
“Hello! Miriam, you came too,” I said.
“I came too. This is Eric.”
Eric turned to me, “Sup?”
“Hey Eric, how long have you been interested in tuning?”
“I’m not. I just like to play.”
At this point, an embarrassed Miriam jumped in. “Eric is getting ready to graduate, and we are trying to find something that he could pursue. He does seem interested in the piano, and we thought tuning might be a way for him to make a living.”
“I see,” I replied, observing Eric as he cast a listless eye about the lobby. “Well, let’s see what you think of tuning.”
I led them back into the hall and onto the stage. Once there, I had Eric sit on a piano bench next to mine, and Miriam sat in a chair nearby. I started by explaining the overall picture. “Basically, I temper an octave between the A above and the A below middle C using intervals within the octave. Once it’s right, I copy it to the rest of the piano.”
Eric’s attention seemed to be wandering a bit. Looking at her son with sad concern, Miriam softened her tone and said, “That is very interesting. Isn’t it, Eric? And you learned to do this all by ear?”
“Yes.” I was beginning to feel I was wrong about Miriam. She wasn’t the domineering, controlling mother I first suspected—forcing her son to do something he had zero interest in. She was forthright, yes, but loving too and genuinely concerned about her son, who seemed, frankly, to have very little going on.
Seemingly out of nowhere, Eric focused on me and said, “Is it true that the modern equal temperament tunes each note slightly and equally out of tune so a pianist can use the same tuning to play songs in every key?”
This really caught me off guard, “Uhh, yes, that is true. It’s an amazing invention. They used to have to retune the piano to play songs in different keys.” I couldn’t believe that he knew this. I was starting to think I was wrong about him, too. The boy was not only intelligent and articulate but also had taken the time to do some research.
We spent the rest of a pleasant, rainy afternoon on the stage together: I tuned the pianos while they both watched and asked intelligent questions. However, by the end, it was clear to me that Eric was not interested in committing to a career in tuning. I finished the second instrument and asked him if he would like to play something on a 9-foot Steinway. He took my bench and pulled up to the piano.
Calm and determined, Miriam wasn’t quite ready to let go yet. “Now, what can we do to change your mind about an apprenticeship? We would be committed and would certainly pay….” She abruptly stopped mid-sentence and swung around to Eric, who had started playing the introductory chords to a very familiar song I couldn’t quite place. “Stop that! Stop that immediately!” she yelled.
This sudden change was astonishing. I looked confusedly at Miriam and then at Eric, who had stopped playing but was now sitting there with a conspiratorial grin plastered across his face.
Flushed, Miriam turned to me, “Do you know this song? This is the worst song! A terrible song. Terrible! He learned it, and at first we thought it was great: he was learning songs. But I noticed he would play it every time I asked him to do something, or whenever I encouraged him, or whenever I had about any interaction with him at all. Then I learned the title!”
Eric was still silently grinning. Before I could say anything, Miriam suddenly reached the end; she let out an explosive exhale, grabbed him, and the two of them marched off toward the lobby doors.
“See ya, and thanks!” Eric warmly called back to me before they shot through the double doors.
Scratching my head, I closed up the pianos, gathered my tools, and headed home, still trying to remember what the song was he had started playing. It was so familiar—just out of reach. As I pulled onto my street, it hit me. I suspected I even had the record. I went into the house, pulled out Electric Light Orchestra’s Face the Music, and queued up their hit single “Evil Woman.”