10/16/2026
👀 THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO HMMM…
House Hunting Edition
Not necessarily a deal breaker…but you better believe I’m asking questions. 😂
👃 1. An army of air fresheners
One? Fine. Twelve plug-ins, candles AND a diffuser? What are we covering up? 😂
🎨 2. Fresh paint in ONE suspicious spot
Especially on a ceiling. My eyes are going directly there. 👀
💧 3. A dehumidifier working overtime
Totally normal in plenty of homes—but I want to know why it’s there and what the moisture history looks like.
🚪 4. Doors that won’t close properly
Could be something simple. Could also tell us something about settling, framing or moisture. We’re investigating.
🔌 5. Extension cords EVERYWHERE
Sometimes it just means an older home doesn’t have enough outlets. Sometimes it tells us electrical updates deserve a closer look.
And at the bottom:
🚩 RED FLAG? Not always.
🔎 REASON TO ASK QUESTIONS? Absolutely.
“My job isn’t to scare you out of a house. It’s to help you know what you’re buying.” ❤️