Himani Jane

Himani Jane You're a master healer trapped by a broken business model. I know, because I’ve been there. After burnout, functional medicine saved me.

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Most FM MD/DOs treating women with adrenal fatigue and HPA dysfunction spend the first half of every consult doing somet...
06/08/2026

Most FM MD/DOs treating women with adrenal fatigue and HPA dysfunction spend the first half of every consult doing something they were never trained to do.
Not medicine.

𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Convincing her the question is real.
That her labs can look normal and still be telling a story.
That six months of root-cause work is worth what it asks of her.

That's not clinical time. That's structural time.
And it's fixable. 🔍

Follow along this week.

Stage 3 adrenal fatigue.That was the diagnosis I gave myself —after three specialists had handed me the word "𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹" an...
06/04/2026

Stage 3 adrenal fatigue.
That was the diagnosis I gave myself —
after three specialists had handed me the word "𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹" and sent me home.

I was living in a body that had stopped cooperating in ways no panel was picking up.

For about fourteen months, I was the most obsessive student of what I was living through.

📱 YouTube at 2AM when sleep wouldn't come.
🔍 Facebook communities with hundreds of women who'd been told the same thing.
📋 Lab protocols I designed myself by asking 20 questions a day, joining dots across disciplines, eliminating possibilities one by one.

Morning to night.
On the days I couldn't move — 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥.
I used that.

And somewhere in those communities — women who'd been suffering for decades —
someone posted:

"𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪?"

A hundred responses.
Most of them said the same thing:
"𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴."

The strategist brain I'd spent 8 years building — the one that had mapped $10M+ in client journeys — 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵.
Millions of women.

FM physicians who had the answers.
And a gap between them that looked exactly like every broken conversion system I'd spent my career fixing.

The women were finding these doctors.
They were booking.
Getting a confirmation email.

And then she was handed back to herself for days, sometimes weeks —
with 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦.

Nothing that kept a dysregulated nervous system
from talking her out of the decision it had 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦.

Not because the doctors didn't care.
Because nobody had built 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵.

The 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗣.

I didn't build LoopMD because I read a market report.
I built it because I was her.
And I could see, from the inside, exactly where she got lost.

If you're an FM physician treating women with burnout and HPA dysfunction —
and this is landing somewhere —

DM me 'LEAK'. I'll send the calculator. See what the gap looks like in your practice specifically.

Most FM MD/DOs treating women with adrenal fatigue and HPA dysfunction think the fix is more patients.Run this math firs...
06/03/2026

Most FM MD/DOs treating women with adrenal fatigue and HPA dysfunction think the fix is more patients.

Run this math first → 🔢

Average FM consult: $350
Average retainer value: $4,800+

Consults that end in "𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵": more than you'd like to count.

Take your monthly consult volume.
Multiply the ones that don't convert, by $4,800.

That number — the one you just did in your head —
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘂𝗲.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.
Already interested. Already in the room.
Already yours — except for what happened between booking and arriving.

60% of it is recoverable.
Without a new patient.
Without new content.
Without more of anything.

The crack doesn't ask for more effort. 🔧
It asks for repair.

DM me 'LEAK' — I'll send the calculator. See your number in 90 seconds.

If you're an 𝗙𝗠 𝗠𝗗 𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗢 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲, HPA axis dysfunction, burnout — the ones running on empty ...
06/02/2026

If you're an 𝗙𝗠 𝗠𝗗 𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗢 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲, HPA axis dysfunction, burnout — the ones running on empty — this is specifically for you.

The consultations are full.
The content is consistent.
The follow-ups are going out.
And the revenue is still not where it should be.

So you do more.
Another intake question.
A longer discovery process.
A better explanation of the protocol.
𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵. 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮.

Here's what nobody is saying out loud:

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗸.

Not with harder work.
Not with better content.
Not with a team that tries harder.

A crack in the foundation doesn't respond to effort.
It responds to repair.

The FM practices recovering $200K–$500K right now?

They didn't find better patients. 🚫
They didn't post more. 🚫
They didn't hire a bigger team. 🚫

They found the place where revenue was leaving —
𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵, 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 —
and they closed it.

The difference between a practice that grows with effort and one that recovers without adding more — isn't clinical skill.
It isn't even work ethic.

𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻.

Right now, most FM practices are pouring into a crack they can't see.

Not because they're not looking.
Because nobody showed them where to look.

DM me '𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗞' — the calculator takes 90 seconds and shows you exactly where yours is. 🔍

06/01/2026

Quick question for the FM physicians here.
If water is pouring out of a bathtub — through a crack in the base —
how much do you pour in before you fix the crack?

Most practice advice says: pour faster.
Better content. More outreach. Stronger offers.
More water.

The crack doesn't care.

This is about to get very specific on Tuesday.
If this landed — follow along for some goodness this week. 🧵

She found you on a Wednesday at 6:47 in the evening.Not in crisis.Just — finally done pretending that exhausted was her ...
05/28/2026

She found you on a Wednesday at 6:47 in the evening.

Not in crisis.
Just — finally done pretending that exhausted was her personality.

That the 2PM crash was a caffeine problem.
That the brain that used to be sharp was just getting older.

She watched something you made.

And for the first time in a long time, someone described what was happening in her body without her having to explain it first.

She booked.

What reached her in the days that followed?
A confirmation. A date. A link.
That's it.

She's not in a waiting room.
She's in her life — her job, her kids, her inbox, her body still running on whatever it runs on.

And in that window — between the moment she said 'yes' and the moment she sits with you — she needs something.

Not a pamphlet.
Not a reminder.

Something that builds the case for her own decision.

That meets her where the doubt starts to creep back in — usually around day three.

That shows her: the person she just said yes to has a process.
A logic.
A reason her body is doing what it's doing and a path out of it.
Something that keeps her decided.

Most practices send nothing.

Not because they don't care.
Because nobody built that part.

Its called the TRUST LOOP.

She was ready on a Wednesday at 6:47.
By the time she sat with you — she was somewhere else entirely.

Not gone. But cooled.

Nine days of her nervous system doing what nervous systems do when nothing confirms the decision they just made.

👉 The consult isn't where you lose her.

It's that window — that unattended stretch between booking and arriving — where it happens.

Quietly.
With no signal either of you can see.

If you want to know what that window is costing your practice in real numbers — DM me 'LEAK'.

I'll send the calculator.
Five sliders, 90 seconds, and one of them is built exactly for this.

She said "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦."Then she left.That consult cost more than the fee you collected — by a number most F...
05/27/2026

She said "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦."
Then she left.

That consult cost more than the fee you collected — by a number most FM practices never add up.

Here's the math → (swipe)

DM me LEAK and I'll send the Revenue Leak Calculator.

Five sliders, 90 seconds, your number.

It includes a section on exactly this — the gap between booking and converting, and what it costs in your specific practice.

She's been talking for 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀.You've known for seven.Not from anything she said out loud.From the pause before s...
05/26/2026

She's been talking for 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀.

You've known for seven.

Not from anything she said out loud.

From the pause before she answered your second question.

The word she reached for — and then didn't use.

The way she described her symptoms like she was reading from a list someone else wrote.

You know the difference.

After this many years, you know the difference between someone who has decided — who has looked at what root-cause healing actually asks of a person and said 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 — and someone still standing at the door.

Uncertain.
Still weighing.
Still hoping the answer might be easier than the one you're about to give her.

By minute seven, you know.
And you spend the next 54 minutes deciding what to do with that.

Most FM physicians keep going.
Not because they're wrong.

Because once she's in the room, there's no graceful exit.
The consult has started.
The time is already committed.

You do what you were trained to do — you show up fully, you give her everything.
And she leaves saying: 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚. 𝙇𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩.

And you never hear from her again.

This isn't a people problem.
It's a sequencing problem.

She should have told you everything you needed to know — before she ever sat down.

Not through a longer intake form.
Through what happened in the days between booking and arriving.

Right now, for most practices — those days are empty.
She booked. She got a date and a link.

And then: nothing that held the commitment she made at the moment she made it.

𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 — 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲, 𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 — 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.
Total TRUST DEFICIT.

No reason to stay decided. No context on what this work actually requires.

She arrived uncertain — not because she was the wrong fit person.
Because nothing reached her in the window when she was still open.

That window — between booking and sitting — is where $200K–$500K of FM revenue disappears every year.

Not in the consult.

Before it.

If you want to see what that number looks like in your practice specifically — DM me 'LEAK' and I'll send the calculator over.

Five sliders. 90 seconds. Your number.

Everything you've built lives inside your head.Your HPA framework.The way you sequence cortisol recovery before addressi...
04/28/2026

Everything you've built lives inside your head.

Your HPA framework.
The way you sequence cortisol recovery before addressing hormones.

The specific language you use to explain to a 44-year-old woman why her labs look "normal" but she feels like she's dying.

Twelve years of clinical pattern recognition.
Locked in one person.

Here's the 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 nobody asks until it's too late:

What happens to your practice if you can't show up for six weeks?

Not a vacation.
A health event. A family crisis. The kind of thing that doesn't ask permission.

The answer, for most FM physicians, is: everything stops.

Because the thing that makes their practice extraordinary —
the clinical logic, the patient education, the nuanced framework —
exists nowhere except inside them.

That's not a legacy.
That's a liability dressed up as expertise.

The FM doctors who recover $200K–$500K aren't just plugging revenue leaks.
They're doing something more durable:

They're extracting their IP (Intellectual Property) from their nervous system
and installing it somewhere it can run without them.

Your protocols, in your voice, delivered to the right patient at the right moment —
automatically.

Not a template. Not a chatbot.

Your clinical logic. Running the minute someone who needs you, finds you.
24/7.

That's the difference between a practice that depends on you
and one that amplifies you.

DM me LEAK and I shall galdly send over the link to the super cool, REVENUE LEAK Calculator - so its easy for you to put a dollar value to the leaks in your current practice.

Takes less than 5 minutes.

You are working 40 hours a week on things that don't require your medical degree.Follow-ups. Intake review. Chasing mayb...
04/21/2026

You are working 40 hours a week on things that don't require your medical degree.

Follow-ups. Intake review. Chasing maybes.

Repeating the same HPA explanation to someone who Googled "tired but wired" last Tuesday and booked your premium consult by Wednesday.

𝟰𝟬 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀.

That's a full-time job you didn't apply for.
Didn't train for.

Are not compensated for at the rate your clinical hour commands.

Here's what 40 hours of clinical time is worth:

If your consult rate is $350 —

40 hours × $350 = $14,000/month
sitting inside tasks that a well-built system handles in 90 seconds.

That's $168,000/year.

Not a revenue leak.
𝗔 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗸.

Which is the same thing in a different disguise.

The doctors who reclaim those hours don't work less.
They work entirely differently.

Monday morning looks like this:

Three new patients in the queue.

Each one has completed an intake that tells you — before you open a single file — their burnout score, their readiness level, which part of their HPA pattern is most acute, and whether they've already committed emotionally to the process.

You open the first file.

You already know who she is.
You already know she's ready.

The 40 hours didn't disappear.
They got reassigned — to the part of your practice that actually requires you.

DM me 'LEAK' — and I'd love to send over the link to REVENUE LEAK CALCULATOR.
It shows you where your hours are going and what recovering them is worth in real numbers.

Takes a bunch of minutes.

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