Jaded Matey Junk Removal

07/26/2025

Night cap before watching Happy Gilmore 2.

07/24/2025

106 degree heat index got me a little woozy today so I forgot the after pic but had the pleasure of getting the late day hauling done for some great folks.

07/19/2025

It's a hot one out there, folks. Drink plenty of water and stay away from the hard stuff.

07/12/2025

Large property mow. Call for free quote.

07/01/2025

Great company if you need any transportation needs.

Your cargo, our commitment. Honest, timely, dependable hauling every time.
From Arkansas roots to nationwide service, our mission is simple: dependable transport solutions backed by family values.

06/29/2025

Firstly: Enjoyed taking care of a great family in the farm country. Secondly: enjoying some much needed R&R with my better half at the Edgar Allen Poe Speakeasy Experience.

06/25/2025

Openings Friday and Saturday morning. Get em booked while you can. Licensed and insured.

06/20/2025

A few jobs on Juneteenth. With all the rain, it's no surprise yards get out of hand within a short period of time. Also a dirty, mouse and spider infested day of junk hauling. Dumped our first boat in the process.

06/19/2025

Specializing in small jobs. Nothing is too small for us to look the other way. Great to give our customer their last bit of garage space back so they can get their cars in.

06/19/2025

Update on the new guy: he was making strides. Showing up on time, greeting customers, wearing appropriate shoes, etc. Then...the dude gets detained for unknown reasons and ends up picking the locks on the cuffs. What do I do? He's too adorable to fire.