Elbow's For Hire presented by #teamdontgiveaf**k

08/18/2020

05/23/2020

A Collaboration of Artist from all over the world coming together to create a dope mixtape

05/14/2020

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03/17/2019

We should remake this to a guy with an elbow

03/14/2019

The never ending ELBOW!! 😂😂 💪

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Independent Label based out of Michigan.

11/29/2013

100% off on any of your elbowing needs black friday sale

11/07/2013

Forecast is saying big snowy elbows for next week thursday

05/22/2013

Sorry Guys we have totally run out of elbow room :( :D

01/12/2013

so ready to drop a big fat swollen elbow on the party tonight idk where it is or when it starts but im ready and hope you are cuz my elbows are flying high again and im gonna keep on smokin them joints- Ozzy Osbourne-"flying high"

01/10/2013

A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."

"Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and
cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."

The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine down to the drugstore. Found the machine, poured in the urine and deposited $10. The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was printed:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.

That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it in the machine and deposited $10
The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:

Your tap water has lead. Get a filter. Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins. Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab. Your wife is pregnant. It's not your baby. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.