09/24/2026
Declaration of death...
To all who shall see this presence, greetings. The Dirty Mug started with one mission: to destroy The Pettiest Officer Organization (TPOO). It may have seemed like we have been stagnant these past few months; the truth is, we were watching, collaborating, and making judgment calls on whether we should declare the inevitable death of TPOO.
In the past 4 weeks, several boxes were checked which we believe mark the end of this organization's era. We definitely expect some sort of post from them trying to show they still have a pulse and are still getting calls, information, and hot intel that will make everyone's head explode with pure shock and awe. But we are officially declaring the death of The Pettiest Officer Organization.
Unfortunately, victims of SA that reached out to TPOO will still be left out in the cold with unkept promises from a reserve BM3 who couldn't even get coxswain qualified but could somehow be your knight in shining armor to get you justice. The old saying stands on business: "If it's too good to be true, it probably is."
Running a page like ours takes a mental toll. Being in several different time zones, taking duty to answer messages, making posts, triage the information coming in, and check sources, all while remaining anonymous (even to our own families) is stressful, to say the least. It's a level of stress we hope no one else will have to endure. We pushed forward because we felt it was the right thing to do. While we made mistakes along the way, we quickly owned them and made the best correction possible. We also conducted business in ways some found inappropriate, unproductive, and contrary to the main mission goals. We have supplied answers for these instances in the past, and we are standing here today making this wonderful declaration of TPOO's end. Some may not have liked how we got here, but C's get degrees.
The people who have come forward and supported us from the beginning deserve a large amount of credit. Without YOU, we wouldn't be here right now or have made so much progress. When you took a chance on us and trusted us to tell your stories and truths, we wanted to do everything possible to make sure you were heard, that we were telling it right, and that you were getting your point across or the closure you needed. None of us take that responsibility lightly.
Once again, thank you to all who have reached out to us and provided us with information during this journey.
We will be providing a closing post in the coming days to mark how our page will be managed.
It has been an honor and a privilege serving beside you all.
Humbly,
The Dirty Mug