04/11/2026
To All Who Shall See These Presents, Greeting:
Know Ye, that reposing special trust and confidence in the patriotism, valor, fidelity, and abilities which Brett Carrier has proven to have gravely misplaced. Upon due consideration, it is found that he has conducted himself in a manner inconsistent with the standards of honor and integrity, demonstrating behavior characterized by deception and harm toward others. Accordingly, it is declared that he shall be held accountable for actions which have caused injury not only to direct victims but also to others affected by his conduct and veiled intentions. He is therefore directed to immediately and diligently divest himself of any self-proclaimed authority or role, including that of “Pettiest Officer,” and to cease and desist from performing any duties or actions associated therewith.
All persons are hereby advised that no authority or credibility shall be afforded to him. Furthermore, he is required to comply fully with all lawful orders, judicial proceedings, and directives issued by courts, law enforcement, or other competent authorities, and to conduct himself in accordance with the fundamental standards of decency expected of any individual.
This declaration shall remain in force at the will of the people of the United States, until such time as justice and accountability are duly satisfied.
Given under this declaration,
this day, 11 April 2026
Signed,
The Dirty Mug