01/16/2026
Customer: What kind of stuff will you haul away?
Us: Well there’s furniture junk, appliance junk, yard junk, garage junk, inside junk, broken junk, metal junk, trash junk, heavy junk, light junk, new junk, old junk, dusty junk, rusty junk, one-trip junk, two-trip junk, any kind of junk JUNK!
