Broken Crayon Designs

05/23/2026

The algorithm is hiding me again! Interact with the original post to get me boosted so everyone can have their chance at an unhinged tee! 🫶🏼

🚨 UNHINGED MYSTERY TEE DROP 🚨

You know those videos where people trade the most outrageous shirts possible and then have to wear them in public?!

Yeah. We’re giving that energy tonight. 💀

You order a mystery tee.
I assign you chaos.

These shirts may be:
✨ feral
✨ offensive
✨ dumb humor
✨ awkward
✨ sarcastic
✨ spicy
✨ “who approved this?” vibes

IMPORTANT:
❌ They are NOT personal attacks
❌ I am not exposing your secrets
❌ I do not actually think you have crabs

This is RANDOM chaotic humor. That’s the game. 😂

You CAN leave notes like:
• no cussing
• no spicy humor
• certain topics off limits

That is completely okay.

BUT by ordering you are mentally signing the invisible waiver that says:

“I understand this is chaotic comedy and I promise not to fight Amber if my shirt says I have crabs.” 🤝

✨ 2 week turnaround
✨ Pickup available in Latham or at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley
✨ PLEASE specify your pickup location in the notes, the website will automatically default to my house pickup if you don’t
✨ Shipping available for $6

If you can laugh at yourself a little… welcome.
If you get offended easily… this may not be your drop bestie 😭

Buy one here ⬇️

https://broken-crayon-designs.square.site/product/unhinged-mystery-tee/DDW5QPIPJWBFXV7OC2MXKEFX?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=HWEWJPSP7BDAFV6FLXEXVCHB

05/23/2026

🚨 UNHINGED MYSTERY TEE DROP 🚨

You know those videos where people trade the most outrageous shirts possible and then have to wear them in public?!

Yeah. We’re giving that energy tonight. 💀

You order a mystery tee.
I assign you chaos.

These shirts may be:
✨ feral
✨ offensive
✨ dumb humor
✨ awkward
✨ sarcastic
✨ spicy
✨ “who approved this?” vibes

IMPORTANT:
❌ They are NOT personal attacks
❌ I am not exposing your secrets
❌ I do not actually think you have crabs

This is RANDOM chaotic humor. That’s the game. 😂

You CAN leave notes like:
• no cussing
• no spicy humor
• certain topics off limits

That is completely okay.

BUT by ordering you are mentally signing the invisible waiver that says:

“I understand this is chaotic comedy and I promise not to fight Amber if my shirt says I have crabs.” 🤝

✨ 2 week turnaround
✨ Pickup available in Latham or at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley
✨ PLEASE specify your pickup location in the notes, the website will automatically default to my house pickup if you don’t
✨ Shipping available for $6

If you can laugh at yourself a little… welcome.
If you get offended easily… this may not be your drop bestie 😭

Buy one here ⬇️

https://broken-crayon-designs.square.site/product/unhinged-mystery-tee/DDW5QPIPJWBFXV7OC2MXKEFX?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=HWEWJPSP7BDAFV6FLXEXVCHB

05/22/2026

Reminder that it’s unhinged mystery tee dayyyyy! This felt more appropriate for after dark, so it’s an 8pm drop!! See ya there! ✌️

05/21/2026

It’s gorgeous out! Go treat yo’self today! 🫶🏼

Its a beautiful day to come in & see all our magickal goodies✨️
Open 12-6 today!

05/19/2026

Are we ready for a clearance sale thread?!
PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE POST!

Everything will be posted in the comments with price. To claim, comment under the photo, and tell me the following:

-Claim
- size if applicable
-Payment method- invoice or Venmo.
-email if you need an invoice
-pickup at my house or Magickal, or shipping

Example: Claim! Size small, Venmo, pickup at Magickal!

I will let this go until tonight and then all invoices will be sent out tomorrow morning! Shipping is available as well- I can add that on after you claim all items you’d like. No holds. I’m also here at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley until 6 tonight so you’re welcome to come pickup and pay cash as well!

My Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/BrokenCrayonDesigns89

Happy Shopping! 🖤

05/19/2026

Okay so I asked who would be into an unhinged mystery tee drop. There was a few interested, but the algorithm is making not enough people see it. I’m not doing a cool release for 3 shirts 😅

So how about we do this Friday?! Let’s get things hyped up til then!!!! Unhinged mystery shirts. You won’t know how unhinged I got til you get your shirt. Let’s get this algorithm to do its thing and get me back on peoples feeds!!

TODAY! I will be at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley and I think we might do a little thread to get the algorithm moving of a bunch of $5 clearance finds I have! You can also come in shop 12-6 to snag them too!

Who’s ready?!

05/18/2026

Friendssssssss! New HILARIOUS drop tomorrow! 🫶🏼

One of the things my husband loves about me the most is that I’m a little unhinged sometimes. (I didn’t ask him 🙃)

I thought of the most FUN quick mystery drop for tomorrow, his birthday! 🎉

Unhinged mystery tees. This isn’t going to be a tshirt most will wear out, but I know some of you lil naughties will! Maybe it’ll be a bed time tee, but it’s just a little surprise for yourself. You’ll have no idea how much of a silly goose I was to you until you open it. You’ve seen the videos of the airport shirts. That’s the vibe we are going for.

Get the gang to all order one and do a surprise reveal together! (Literally please I would love this😅)

So, who wants to juggle with my humor and let me send you a feral tshirt?!
Listen I’m not a monster I’ll give ya a chance to tell me if something is absolutely off limits for you!

If you’re in and ready to get unhinged- hype it up in the comments! See you tomorrow at 9am! 🤘🏽

05/16/2026

Come see us! 🫶🏼

Rain, Rain Go away, messin’ up our sales today 🤪💃 or however that song goes 🎶
Broken Crayon Designs • Nessie Max •Glum Plum •

05/16/2026

Good morning and happy Saturday!

Don’t forget there is tons of fun stuff happening at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley today! Ashley is going to have an amazing opportunity to win gift cards and lots of mini makers will be in shop!

Im bringing some $5 off season clearance because it’s time to make room for the new coming in! I also have lots of tshirts marked down! Stop by today and snag something to get ahead of the seasons! I know I have at least the following:

9 skinny tumblers
5 coffee mugs
4 glass tumblers
Tote bags and more.

See ya there! 3130 N Woodford in Decatur 🫶🏼

05/15/2026

I’ll be up at Magickal for a while and I’m bringing some clearance! Tomorrow you’ll be able to snag tons of tumblers, mugs, bags etc for FIVE bucks! They’re out of season, but for that cheap it’s worth stocking up til the holidays. Come see us! 🫶🏼

Come see us tomorrow, Saturday.
Spend $25 be entered into a giveaway.
Spend $50 be entered into a giveaway.
Spend $100 be entered into a giveaway.
There will be 3 groups. All the $25, all the $50 and all the $100. Each group will have an opportunity to win their spendings back in a magickal giftcard!
Plus half our mini makers are showing up tomorrow! Come meet some of your favorite and new small businesses!! New friends moving in tomorrow too! You don’t wanna miss the fun at magickal! ✨🤘🏼
Winners will be announced tomorrow right at close!!! ✨🤘🏼

05/12/2026

Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley is open til 6! Stop by and vibe with me! 🫶🏼