05/23/2026
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🚨 UNHINGED MYSTERY TEE DROP 🚨
You know those videos where people trade the most outrageous shirts possible and then have to wear them in public?!
Yeah. We’re giving that energy tonight. 💀
You order a mystery tee.
I assign you chaos.
These shirts may be:
✨ feral
✨ offensive
✨ dumb humor
✨ awkward
✨ sarcastic
✨ spicy
✨ “who approved this?” vibes
IMPORTANT:
❌ They are NOT personal attacks
❌ I am not exposing your secrets
❌ I do not actually think you have crabs
This is RANDOM chaotic humor. That’s the game. 😂
You CAN leave notes like:
• no cussing
• no spicy humor
• certain topics off limits
That is completely okay.
BUT by ordering you are mentally signing the invisible waiver that says:
“I understand this is chaotic comedy and I promise not to fight Amber if my shirt says I have crabs.” 🤝
✨ 2 week turnaround
✨ Pickup available in Latham or at Magickal Candles & Goodies By Ashley
✨ PLEASE specify your pickup location in the notes, the website will automatically default to my house pickup if you don’t
✨ Shipping available for $6
If you can laugh at yourself a little… welcome.
If you get offended easily… this may not be your drop bestie 😭
Buy one here ⬇️
https://broken-crayon-designs.square.site/product/unhinged-mystery-tee/DDW5QPIPJWBFXV7OC2MXKEFX?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=HWEWJPSP7BDAFV6FLXEXVCHB