06/18/2026
Well folks…
We figured it was about time y’all met the unofficial mayor of bargain hunting.
This here is Scrawny Ronnie from Suwannee County.
Nobody really knows where he came from. Some folks say he was born at a yard sale. Others swear he crawled out of an estate sale holding a lantern and a coffee cup.
What we do know is this:
✅ He knows a deal when he sees one.
✅ He can spot a bargain from three counties away.
✅ He’s bought things he didn’t need just because they were too cheap to leave behind.