SmallAss Vineyard

10/05/2026

It’s Small Business Sunday…so here’s your friendly reminder to support the people who actually answer their own phones, pack their own orders, and do a little happy dance every time you place an order.
We’re a SMALL vineyard with a BIG love for good w**e, good people, and keeping things local.
If you’ve been meaning to try our 2022 vintage, consider this your sign.
Buy a bottle. Buy a few. Buy a case. We won’t judge.😉
Small business. Small vineyard. Small Ass name. Really good w**e.
Shop local. Drink local. Support small. We offer free local delivery.
➡️www.smallassvineyard.com

10/01/2026

🍁Fall is here, which means it’s officially time to trade the summer cocktails for a glass of red w**e.🍷
Our 2022 Small Ass Vineyard Red is ready to make itself very useful this season.
Perfect for cozy nights, dinner with friends, fires in the backyard, or a hostess gift.
Stock up now, because once this vintage is gone… that’s it.
www.smallassvineyard.com

09/16/2026

Life is too short for boring w**e.
Our 2022 Small Ass Vineyard red is ready to make your dinner, your weekend, or your “I deserve a glass” moment a whole lot better.
Small batch. Big flavor. Made right here in Loomis, California.

Small Ass Vineyard 🍷🫏
Big w**e. Small ass. Zero regrets.

09/14/2026

SMALL BUSINESS SUNDAY!

Running a small business means we wear A LOT of hats… w**emaker, marketer, delivery driver, bottle lifter, social media manager, accountant… and occasionally professional w**e taster.😉🤣

When you order a bottle (or a few)😏from Small Ass Vineyard, you’re not just buying w**e , you’re supporting a small family business, our vineyard, our crazy little farm, and a whole lot of hard work.

So if you’re looking for a reason to open a bottle tonight… we highly recommend supporting small business.

Grab a bottle of our 2022 Small Ass Vineyard Red and drink local, shop small, and support small business!
We offer free local delivery. Purchase on our website.

09/12/2026

🍂🍁IT’S FALL, Y’ALL… TIME TO GET YOUR SMALL ASS TOGETHER.🍁🍂

The leaves are changing.
The weather is cooling off.
And suddenly we’re all pretending we enjoy pumpkin spice.
But there’s one fall tradition we can ALL agree on…
W**E. 🍷
Our 2022 Small Ass Vineyard Red is ready to make your fall evenings, dinner parties, football Sundays and “I’m just having ONE glass” nights a whole lot better.
Stock up now. Because nothing says fall like cozy clothes, good friends, and questionable decisions involving a second bottle😉
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09/11/2026

Available now, our 2022 vintage. Drop a 🍷 in the comments if you’re ready for a refill.
Order now. www.smallassvineyard.com

09/11/2026

Pour yourself a glass of something made with love.💗
From our vineyard to your table, every bottle of Small Ass Vineyard red w**e carries a piece of our farm, our passion, and of course, our mascots, Prince & Penelope. Whether you’re opening a bottle for a quiet evening on the porch or sharing with friends around the dinner table, we hope every sip brings a smile.
Cheers to good w**e, hard work, and great company!
Available now. Drop a 🍷 in the comments if you’re ready for a refill.
➡️www.smallassvineyard.com

09/04/2026

The 2022 Small Ass Vineyard Red is here, and frankly… your w**e rack is looking a little too responsible. 🤣
Perfect for:
🍷Friday night
🍷Dinner with friends
🍷A hostess gift
🍷”I deserve a bottle”
🍷Labor Day Weekend
🍷Literally no reason whatsoever
Made right here in California, from our little vineyard with a whole lotta heart!
If you loved our previous vintages, don’t wait until this one disappears!
Grab a bottle—or a few—and let’s get some Small Ass W**e in your glass.

Shop the 2022 Vintage today!

Appellation: Sierra Foothills Vintage: 2022 Composition: Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon Alcohol: 13.6%

08/20/2026

Never show up empty handed!
Whether you need the perfect hostess gift, a thoughtful pick me up for a friend, or a little something special to stock your own w**e rack…Small Ass Vineyard has you covered.
From single bottles in custom gift bags with tissue paper to 3-bottle carriers. It’s ready for sharing or a well deserved treat for yourself. Giving the gift of local w**e makes every occasion a bit sweeter.

➡️www.smallassvineyard.com

08/06/2026

If your w**e rack is looking a little lonely... we know how to fix that😉
Our 2022 Small Ass Vineyard vintage is ready to earn a spot at your dinner table, your backyard BBQ, or your Friday night on the porch.
Crafted in small batches with plenty of love, this is the bottle you'll wish you'd ordered more of!
Life's too short for bad w**e... and an empty glass.

Appellation: Sierra Foothills Vintage: 2022 Composition: Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon Alcohol: 13.6%