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Dial-up tone connected. 🌐 Do you hear a rave on the other side?? Or just…screaming?😱Everyone else is saying “the eclipse...
09/01/2026

Dial-up tone connected. 🌐

Do you hear a rave on the other side?? Or just…screaming?😱

Everyone else is saying “the eclipse portal is closed.” Well…that’s not entirely true. We’re still on hold until Feb of next year!

The timeline: August 2026 ➔ Feb 2027

If you wanna know more, my Eclipse Horoscopes are locked and loaded on the blog with your tarot card & my cosmic download for the next 6 months. https://shorturl.at/6dfwO

08/30/2026

Eclipses don't clear the room to leave you empty...they clear it so you can finally step into your full power!

Screenshot the 90s Pokémon Eclipse Portal Oracle to see what message your soul already knows.

Comment UNSTOPPABLE below & I’ll DM you the key to unlock the deeper magic of the Nodes.

Never wore makeup and still looked like she stepped out of an L.L. Bean catalog, that's Venus-Saturn. Comment HARMONIC t...
08/26/2026

Never wore makeup and still looked like she stepped out of an L.L. Bean catalog, that's Venus-Saturn. Comment HARMONIC to find out why your style leans natural over glam. https://tinyurl.com/harmonicastrology

VIRGO, in 2026, your skills + your initiative = something nobody's ever seen before (and that's the point) 🔥 the full br...
08/26/2026

VIRGO, in 2026, your skills + your initiative = something nobody's ever seen before (and that's the point) 🔥 the full breakdown's on my youtube — comment "REAL TALK" for the link

08/25/2026

Virgo, I'm excited for your DEEP werk year...

This year's more low key bc Jupiter + lunar nodes shift into your 12th house: slowing down, recognizing higher forces. First half you're private, reflecting on family/home/ancestry, healing deep relationship wounds. It's not shallow, it's soul-level work.

Spring gets more social: planning trips, learning experiences, probing intimacy issues while planning conferences and educational stuff. Summer you're DONE being stuck: innovation mode activated. New people, new methods, getting random and off the cuff.

Fall shifts everything. You're taking on critical work for people/beings who can't help themselves: civil rights, environmental stuff, hospitals, shelters. Career disruption happens but it's guardian angels intervening for your highest good. You're finding your place newly in the world.

tldr: depth probing, relationship healing, innovation szn, then serious life purpose work. It's disruptive but divinely guided ✨

The full download's on my YouTube, comment "REAL TALK" for the link

Total obsession, total intensity, impossible to ignore, textbook Sun-Pluto. Comment HARMONIC to find out where your powe...
08/09/2026

Total obsession, total intensity, impossible to ignore, textbook Sun-Pluto. Comment HARMONIC to find out where your power combo lives in your chart. https://tinyurl.com/harmonicastrology

08/07/2026

If you know me, you know I'm a positive, optimistic person, the glass half full type of vibe. I believe in people. I have hope.

And when it comes to the professional astrology community as it currently stands, I refuse to give any more of my time or money to feed the monster. I will not be attending UAC. I view what's happening there as an institutional and cultural cancer.

I, and so many others, have stepped forward multiple times, raising issues with different players at different levels of power and hierarchy, only to watch the concern get brushed under the rug or met with a light pat on the wrist and then the cycle continues.

I would love the day there is a truly safe professional astrology community for everyone, including BIPOC, LGBTQ+ and all the global majority. Right now, I don't see that. I've been out of that circle for two years, and I want to acknowledge that a lot of my friends and colleagues still participate — it's a complicated social reality, and I hold space for that.

I still celebrate the union, the gathering, the friendships and solace found at places like UAC. That's the beautiful part, and I walked away with that too. I also walked away with a lot of damage and trauma.

A lot of this is unnecessary because people want to be abusive, don't know how to change and the social webbing around it, the people involved, let it persist.

I'm out.

Part 4 of 4.

08/06/2026

On the sexual violations.

There is someone on the roster speaking at UAC who actively uses his astrology school to sexually violate his students. I've heard credible stories. Leadership knows, everybody knows and yet he's still on the bill.

This is the pattern: predation everybody hears whispers about but can't "prove," or someone comes forward and there's mediation, but a legal loophole in how these orgs are structured as 501(c)(3) nonprofits means the person can't actually be removed or punished. There is no real protection.

And underneath that, culturally: throw it under the rug, look away, people get over it eventually, "he's a good guy, just having a moment".

There's also the extractive labor: people working for free, money funneling in very specific directions. The Astrology Mafia.

I could go on. I'm tired. I will never give my time or money to these organizations again. I feel like I left a cult. You cannot claim a code of ethics while your actions behind the scenes don't reflect it, with zero accountability for abuse.

I have stories for days. I'm writing a book. I'm also thinking about my physical safety — because underneath the philosophical debate about a slur is the reality that there is a lack of physical safety in these spaces. It's abuse. It's harm. I'm strong, but I know these people want to come after me, they have before.

This is my peace now. God bless. Seriously.

Part 3 of 4.

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