Malibu Matchmaking

Malibu Matchmaking 323-247-4453 Ed Theodore Sparks is the matchmaker for Malibu, CA.

Malibu Matchmaking is a private dating agency for everyone enjoying the Malibu California lifestyle.

08/26/2026

August is Blue Chip Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Lima, Huacho, Perú Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Summertime is the comfortable season to venture up north and Malibu Matchmaking is no different. If you're on the market (aka SINGLE) and you're "well to do" but not "white collar", then Blue Chip month is a great time to fit in. August is the perfect time to get to know us as a matchmaking service, and to plan something great before Fall season. You'll see someone smiling towards you for the rest of the year - success on purpose with a matchmaker (aka dating coach).

We charge an enormous amount of money to do so. At the base for Los Angeles is $33/day and upwards to $275/day. Get a date, get engaged, and get married by having the right strategies laid out before you, and a few introductions too. Don't forget, that we can always shin dig in your honor where a ton of people within driving distance will show up knowing that you're single. Give us a call any time Sunday through Saturday to see what we've go going on in Southern California.

International Blue Chip month is easy where Ed and Lisseth are now. Many farms are in the parts of South America from Mid Perú, Acre Brazil, and the Bolivia regions. This is a great time for those that know Spanish to take advantage of our services for as low as $2000 a week plus per diem/events/advertising. Partying with Latinos can be on your schedule as soon as it gets cold (because that's when it starts getting hot down south).

https://MalibuMatchmaking.com/matchmakers-san-diego/





PS. The Governor of Rhode Island did believe Ed when he said that 1000+ people called, text, socialed, gmailed, and emailed our phone number during a singer break at a music concert to reach 1000+ Mach-India-Pinos (and callbacks from other companies). They have been working on it to no pertinent avail in our favor.

PSPS. Eddie's computer needs repair. The top technical CEO/fastest business man computering in the world (now north of Lima) with no local computer service is tough on the FBI, CIA, and internet cafes.

PSPSPS. For short people, now is the time to call as Perú offers 10k options within 4'6" and 5'1".

PSx4. Yes he did shave. And yes the audio was edited as the desert is very windy.

PSx5. After marrying a supermodel (and some paperwork on other spouses), Eddie is very confident on finding a compatible model for your needs. 78 model, 84 model, 92 model, 01 model, etc.

PSx6. Eddie as GDP sales rep does represent the Vatican with no contact available from them, Italy, African nations, MeYo TuYo & TuCo, USA, and Jacamo Ottomans. He just observes the people who can contact us and why they are doing so.

PSx7. Let's go ride horses and have a great time! It's time to plan an outing for you.

PSx8. Sports Ventures have not contacted Eddie either as well as VC Irvine Holdings. We'll look forward to the results from this year's cyber torturing court-ordered kickbacks whenever they happen - Spanish crown etc.

PSx9. Ed Sparks over stayed his welcome by 2 days in Ecuadoro. This costs $495 to return back to the country or wait for 2 years making it impossible to return to her or his country for both of them.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

323-247-4453 August is Blue Chip month and Mr and Mrs Casanova are located in Peru with a tilde -> Perú. Blue Chip Month...
08/19/2026

323-247-4453 August is Blue Chip month and Mr and Mrs Casanova are located in Peru with a tilde -> Perú. Blue Chip Month is one of the only times that we advertise that during "the summer", we will look in the midwest for your future significant other. You say, Why??? Because it is warm there then, dummy.

When you need to get a date, get engaged, or get married to someone in a warmer spot, and you're livin' large on a ranch somewhere, try Malibu Matchmaking. We'll come to your location on your dollar, meet you and greet you, enjoy hospitality, and then go interview single professional men and women on your behalf. You say, Why??? Because it'll be warmer there in 4 months or less, dummy.

All joking aside, blue chip month means that you may be looking for other hillbilly's too. That we cannot do for you as easy, but can bring a whole lot of publicity to a shin dig near a place where nobody knows you. Only with Mr Casanova advertisin' your single status. Call today; we'll see you in person or on video, to-marr-ah.

https://MalibuMatchmaking.com/matchmakers-san-diego/






PS. It has been cold on the desert shores of Peru moreso than 800 miles from the equator should be.

PSPS. Just because you can see the ocean, don't mean that you can swim in it.

PSPSPS. Ed Sparks has been to all 23 countries in North America totaling almost 5 years between Panamá and Mexico. (5 months with Mrs Casanova 11 if Curacao is in North)

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

07/18/2026

July is "It Wasn't Me, It Was Julie" Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Lots of Spring relationships disappear on the 1st day of Summer because "It wasn't you, it was Julie." Finding a bunch of reasons why you don't like people is the same as viewing too many people that you don't believe are the same as what you have. The better choice is to call yourself Julie like Eddie does all the time. That way, Eddie's always the Julie in the relationship.

If "It wasn't me, it was Julie" happened to you and it's now July, just introduce yourself to someone else. When you can't or don't have time, call Malibu Matchmaking; we'll introduce you to someone great. We're in Southern California but also represent people abroad too.

You can get a date, get engaged, or get married to someone that you meet anywhere. Since you need matchmaking or dating agency services, why not try a local resource? Eddie Sparks has been Malibu's matchmaker since 2016. Join our service for the low price of $2,999/month until October. You'll be glad you did.

https://MalibuMatchmaking.com/matchmakers-los-angeles/





PS. Recently, Lisseth did not believe that Eddie could fix a shower handle and proclaimed a visit all by her lonesome to the hardware store! Ed said that "It wasn't him, it was the fact that Julie doesn't have 2 wrenches." These arguments end in "Please go anywhere, USA, Peru, Brazil, Africa... anywhere."

PSPS. Eddie is not convinced his phone and email work. Eddie made huge national contract offers without response in 2 African nations, 3 Middle Eastern nations, 6 European nations, and the USA. There is no way that a person that received my information did not respond in a business environment and proper manner. 0%.

PSPSPS. Julie and/(could be the same person)/or Ed will probably be in Peru next month. Other agreements pending include Africa, the Arctic, Spain, Denmark, Russia, Mexico, Los Angeles, Northern Ireland, and Tampa Bay.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

July is Julie Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mrs Casanova Lisseth Sparks323-247-4453 July is "Fall in L...
07/11/2026

July is Julie Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mrs Casanova Lisseth Sparks

323-247-4453 July is "Fall in Love with Julia Month" at Malibu Match. No more excuses; it is your turn to learn to love Julia. Everybody's got a Julia in their life. If you don't, call Malibu Matchmaking for a great introduction.

I firmly believe that if you can't find a couple of people on your social media that care, then find a friend in real life. There are tons of things to do on different websites Thursday through Wednesday standard! This is Los Angeles; go paint something, grow something, and watch something. Get you a sign, "I'm Single Julia! My number is ...." and "Is Your Name Julia?" On the other side. This is way more romantic either way.

See, you don't appreciate a good drive somewhere like the Purple Liners do. Once you're in the lair down on the purple line, having a bullhorn tee shirt stating that you've arrived, that's appreciation for the investment. Orange to North Holly too. Red's longer than you think, so get him done by saying hello.

https://MalibuMatchmaking.com/matchmakers-los-angeles/





PS. Lisseth does enjoy living in Curacao, but likes family being closer in Ecuador.

PSPS. Introductions start at $3,000 a month until October 1st. On October 1st, we are going to raise the price to $4,000 a month. That's monedas (mOe Nay Duhs) in South American Espanol. So get in where you fit in before the October candy rush starts.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

06/27/2026

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!!- Malibu Matchmaking - Playa de Ballenita, Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks
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323-247-4453 When Juu don't got no novia, then it is 100% your fault. You didn't want October sober, nor thanks mom n' dad, O Christmas Navidad, and Enero 2 so sad. Meet me for Valentines and not the 16th. All of that is now back to Summer and Malibu Match is $3000 a month. We are happy to announce that we will charge you.
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PS. Eddie and Lisseth have had a wonderful time on the beaches of Ecuador.
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PSPS. Our Spanish is good for Los Angeles, how's yours?
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Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!! - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks323-247-4453 Oh....
06/02/2026

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!! - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Oh.. WHell.. wHell.. whell.. Juu don't got no novio? Welcome to Malibu Matchmaking. We got novios and novias dropping like flys around our office(s). Did you say Southern California? That's Mr Casanova's reign of the loved and the loved-less.

For as low as $2999/month, you too can find your novio or novia. Our service is simple. We are able to be places that you cannot be due to your schedule. An upscale or "better people" introduction can be 5 blocks away or less in Los Angeles County. Call our office and use our form for a conversation today.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-beverly-hills/matchmakers-beverlywood/

PS. Mr. Casanova did own Malibu Matchmaking upon entering Venezuela. He was not too serious about the service at that time. His plan was to grow the business material and marry someone to take over.

PSPS. There are reasons to and not to visit Pearl Island. Many Americans would say Hawaii is not America. Venezuelans are kind of the same. If you're a mountain person, we'll go inland for you.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

-- There we have covered the continent. Ed has been in all countries in South America for 1 month or more. Guyana ~3 weeks French Guinea ~1 week. Lisseth has been in all countries in South America for 1 month Guyana ~10 days. No French Guinea/Venezuela. We did do 11 months in Curacao. 2-3,4-5,5-6? months in Panama. I've of course lived in Trinidad and all the North American nations for ~1 week or more.

05/21/2026

It's May And May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Santa Elena Beach, Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 323-247-4453 Eddie is off to Santa Elena Beach for a Maybe Baby explanation that you can already see in the comments of our last post. If you're looking for a maybe baby next year, you can easily do it yourself. When you need a professional matchmaker to help with a more qualified introduction, our services are here when needed. Call or form if your name is hard to spell. Many thanks to our clients and post readers - Eddie.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-long-beach/matchmakers-avalon/

PS. Eddie was forced to take a 5/6-day no power, no computer, Merlin would be required to turn on the wifi hardware on his computer, and no phones. This was about day 1ish with return on Tuesday, May 19th at 19:15.

PSPS. In Santa Elena beach, Ed and Lisseth sat in the shade at Danielita (L with 2 chairs feet up/E with hammock rental). They watched the pelícanos, sea gulls, and boats. They ate some almuerzos, which means a local lunch of soup, rice, lentils/salad, and a meat. In this case it was fried fish soup and pescado frito on rice.

PSPSPS!! Edddie Sparks' birthday is a May 31 Gemini of 44 years old. 44 is written forwards and backwards with only 1 number 2x. This is the same number of times his wife(s) argue with him weekly.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks323-247-4453 Maybe Babies can s...
05/10/2026

May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Maybe Babies can sometimes be Valentine's Day. Retards work at Google
Abacus and then write things like 9 months before Valentine's Day is May 14th. And other retards at Google Statistics and Numbers claim you need 280 days to be a human Day 1er. Women in an area will give you a bell curve average (pending the water stays the same in the faucet/the world turns at the same speed). So anywhere between 4 days before tomorrow and May 18th may do for your Valentine's Day delivery.

If you've never been a customer at Malibu Matchmaking, our dating services are $2999 a month. If you've waited until now, then you'll wait until they're $3999 a month too. All you have to do is introduce yourself to someone great by yourself. When you need help with an introduction, we've always got a monthly service plan and a personal matchmaking fixed-cost plan. Making a choice starts with picking up the phone or emailing us today.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-long-beach/matchmakers-catalina-island/

PS. After Mr. Casanova purchased Malibu Matchmaking DBA and Domain, he did go around South America 1x. Today our photo depicts his earlier escapades to French Guiana, where he gave away fishing poles and his time to take a kid without a full-time mom fishing.

PSPS. There are a ton of bats in France. If you're a night owl or hawk, that's good for you. The pool is nice, and people are not required to wear clothes in their yard during yardwork. Welcome to the remotest corner of South America - France.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

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