Malibu Matchmaking

Malibu Matchmaking 323-247-4453 Ed Theodore Sparks is the matchmaker for Malibu, CA.

Malibu Matchmaking is a private dating agency for everyone enjoying the Malibu California lifestyle.

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!! - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks323-247-4453 Oh....
06/02/2026

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!! - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Oh.. WHell.. wHell.. whell.. Juu don't got no novio? Welcome to Malibu Matchmaking. We got novios and novias dropping like flys around our office(s). Did you say Southern California? That's Mr Casanova's reign of the loved and the loved-less.

For as low as $2999/month, you too can find your novio or novia. Our service is simple. We are able to be places that you cannot be due to your schedule. An upscale or "better people" introduction can be 5 blocks away or less in Los Angeles County. Call our office and use our form for a conversation today.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-beverly-hills/matchmakers-beverlywood/

PS. Mr. Casanova did own Malibu Matchmaking upon entering Venezuela. He was not too serious about the service at that time. His plan was to grow the business material and marry someone to take over.

PSPS. There are reasons to and not to visit Pearl Island. Many Americans would say Hawaii is not America. Venezuelans are kind of the same. If you're a mountain person, we'll go inland for you.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

-- There we have covered the continent. Ed has been in all countries in South America for 1 month or more. Guyana ~3 weeks French Guinea ~1 week. Lisseth has been in all countries in South America for 1 month Guyana ~10 days. No French Guinea/Venezuela. We did do 11 months in Curacao. 2-3,4-5,5-6? months in Panama. I've of course lived in Trinidad and all the North American nations for ~1 week or more.

05/21/2026

It's May And May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Santa Elena Beach, Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 323-247-4453 Eddie is off to Santa Elena Beach for a Maybe Baby explanation that you can already see in the comments of our last post. If you're looking for a maybe baby next year, you can easily do it yourself. When you need a professional matchmaker to help with a more qualified introduction, our services are here when needed. Call or form if your name is hard to spell. Many thanks to our clients and post readers - Eddie.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-long-beach/matchmakers-avalon/

PS. Eddie was forced to take a 5/6-day no power, no computer, Merlin would be required to turn on the wifi hardware on his computer, and no phones. This was about day 1ish with return on Tuesday, May 19th at 19:15.

PSPS. In Santa Elena beach, Ed and Lisseth sat in the shade at Danielita (L with 2 chairs feet up/E with hammock rental). They watched the pelícanos, sea gulls, and boats. They ate some almuerzos, which means a local lunch of soup, rice, lentils/salad, and a meat. In this case it was fried fish soup and pescado frito on rice.

PSPSPS!! Edddie Sparks' birthday is a May 31 Gemini of 44 years old. 44 is written forwards and backwards with only 1 number 2x. This is the same number of times his wife(s) argue with him weekly.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks323-247-4453 Maybe Babies can s...
05/10/2026

May is Maybe Baby Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Maybe Babies can sometimes be Valentine's Day. Retards work at Google
Abacus and then write things like 9 months before Valentine's Day is May 14th. And other retards at Google Statistics and Numbers claim you need 280 days to be a human Day 1er. Women in an area will give you a bell curve average (pending the water stays the same in the faucet/the world turns at the same speed). So anywhere between 4 days before tomorrow and May 18th may do for your Valentine's Day delivery.

If you've never been a customer at Malibu Matchmaking, our dating services are $2999 a month. If you've waited until now, then you'll wait until they're $3999 a month too. All you have to do is introduce yourself to someone great by yourself. When you need help with an introduction, we've always got a monthly service plan and a personal matchmaking fixed-cost plan. Making a choice starts with picking up the phone or emailing us today.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-long-beach/matchmakers-catalina-island/

PS. After Mr. Casanova purchased Malibu Matchmaking DBA and Domain, he did go around South America 1x. Today our photo depicts his earlier escapades to French Guiana, where he gave away fishing poles and his time to take a kid without a full-time mom fishing.

PSPS. There are a ton of bats in France. If you're a night owl or hawk, that's good for you. The pool is nice, and people are not required to wear clothes in their yard during yardwork. Welcome to the remotest corner of South America - France.



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+593 (99) 701-3170 WhatsApp Text or Call
Salinas, Ecuador Home Office
[email protected]

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

Mr Good and Charlotte: Breakfast at Pinche's.
04/30/2026

Mr Good and Charlotte: Breakfast at Pinche's.

Hey bros and totally great chicks everywhere. This Playlist was given from Dexter to Sparks. What are you waiting for? P...
04/27/2026

Hey bros and totally great chicks everywhere. This Playlist was given from Dexter to Sparks. What are you waiting for? Play the fu**in s**t out of it. Forever.

04/27/2026

My current troubleshooting STEP: I have factory reset my Malibu Matchmaking phone.
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My plan is: I will take a number in Ecuador and buy a phone.
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My plan is: I will take a number in USA and buy a phone.
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I will fu**ing change every single account that I have which has been VERIFIED with 323-247-4453 and reverify it on my Ecuador phone with the new USA number.
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Reminder: I have -$1100 in my account maybe more tomorrow.
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Reminder: I have one an outstanding invoice of $500.
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Reminder: I AM A BADASS, HAVE EVERY PASSWORD IN THE WORLD STILL, MAN.
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I will do it for all 9 million email addresses that I own for MALIBU MATCHMAKING to live.
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My current troubleshooting step: Replace all accounts verified and Google Ads written advertisements that are EXPIRED. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
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Current cost to current troubleshooting step: $100 a month.
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Level of Difficulty: Flying. 9 Days of Work. Housing. Wife left with PIG.
Neil deGrasse

04/23/2026

This has been placed on my website.
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PS. If you want it bad enough in 2026, you may have to fly to get it.
Ed Sparks cannot promise you that his phone, email, or social media messages will connect with him, but you can call the local taxi or police department. Salinas, EC is a small town, and everybody knows who he is.
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I have a list of quotes from philosophy class, where we had to handwrite everything in cursive. When we misspelled something, Professor John Miller would make us write it 50x. If we misspelled that, then it was 100x.
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His only quizzes and tests were famous quotes. I have a handout that says, "It is said of , that the world was a better place than if he had never lived." I know it Bentham, but it could be Mill.
So my favorite quote is, "It is said of Ed Theodore Sparks, that the world was a better place than if he had never lived." And, it's going to be the freedom of phone, email, and social messaging from mayor and up auctions.
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However, the Indians are in complete control of our accomplishments by allowing us to view their opinions of the past A***n Nation. You will see accomplishments by Indians that happened 90 months after we did it. You will read their opinions of people. And the AI, through no fault of its own, has not been permitted to read history. Have a good day.

04/21/2026

April is Adult Tradeoff Month at Malibu Matchmaking with Mr Casanova - Montañita, Ecuador

323-247-4453 The more time you need to spend with your adult friend of a different age, the more you both are socially unacceptable and displaced. Enjoy yourself with "April is Adult Tradeoff Month" at Malibu Matchmaking. Introductions are possible from $3000 to $25,000 or more a month. Advertising your single status is always an option. English is easier for us, but we have unlimited range in the larger population of Los Angeles County. Have a great day and call us soon.

https://malibumatchmaking.com/matchmakers-santa-monica/



+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp or Call
Malibu, CA
https://malibumatchmaking.com/meet-malibu/

Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

PS. As a frequenter of water areas in Bimini for the purpose of sport fishing recreations, the "rough waters of the Bahamian Nation" are impossible to navigate when you have an unlimited supply of wine and/or a blender.

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