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Malibu Matchmaking 323-247-4453 Ed Theodore Sparks is the matchmaker for Malibu, CA.

Malibu Matchmaking is a private dating agency for everyone enjoying the Malibu California lifestyle.

October Is Boo! It's Pre-Commitment Month in Asunción, Paraguay at Malibu Matchmaking323-247-4453 Men particularly love ...
10/13/2026

October Is Boo! It's Pre-Commitment Month in Asunción, Paraguay at Malibu Matchmaking

323-247-4453 Men particularly love Halloweeny Partaays.. However, unsuspecting things are happening before the agreement of what's happening after October. When you're ready to be ready later, try Malibu Matchmaking during Pre-Commitment month. A matchmaker will help you be introduced to someone great and possibly have a nicer time making your first dating datee datering be around more serious Halloween conversations with someone great. Call today, pre-pre-commitment by tomorrow during October 2026!

Anyone can introduce themselves to another person. If you cannot do so due to work or play, then try a professional dating agency like Malibu Match. It is a semi-private collection of neighbors and their desire to date within a criterion*. So get you a date, get engaged, or get you a marriage certificate by picking up your credit card, adding it to cashapp, and calling today.

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PS. Did you know that Ed Sparks said, "Paraguayas and Uruguayas are the hottest women in the world?" He still believes that AND he's in the capital of Paraguay right now, ready for you to call and buy a house here to meet people looking for something different.

PSPS. The first argument in Asunción, Paraguay was at the Patio de comidas Real by the Shopping Mariscal. At 100 Paraguayos per kilo, Ed refused to pay for a 1.2 kilo plate of Lisseth's food. "My wife does not eat 3 libres of food. We're going to leave."

PSPSPS. Mr and Mrs Casanova love Paraguay and hope to meet great people for another while in their lives. They do argue in the Paseo La Galería as it is somewhere where they can walk into the back of -1 from their street (to the Super Seis).

PSx4. The likelihood of Ed Sparks marrying a Mennonite is pretty high if paid to do so :). We hope you choose Malibu Matchmaking when you're ready to date, and also hope that you support us monthly for more dating fun afterwards.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265

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09/30/2026

September Is Remember Me Month with Mr Casanova in La Paz, Bolivia at Malibu Matchmaking

323-247-4453 Mr Casanova is in his favorite city in the world, La Paz, Bolivia, to tell you that September is Remember Me Month at Malibu Matchmaking. This is the time of year where you'll have to make the decision to REMEMBER ME in a relationship while REMEMBERING ME while you're single at the same time. Finding a special someone within the 25 million people in Los Angeles is a skill that you've proven too hard to achieve up until now. That's why private dating agencies start with whose the boss?

"Y'all gonna make me stand up on Killi Killi with no oxygen to 'splain to ewe about your ME needs in remember me month?" Having a great time with an empty house is a different scenario when you got a man who can watch the door no matter how long your bathroom routine is. September is shorter than editing this video so c'mon, fork the dough to fork someone that you'll know soon enough by calling or emailing today.

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PS. Bolivia has great people too. Get you one while we're here for the low price of Oh My God that's expensive.

PSPS. Eddie made a deal for safe passage to Valle La Luna with Kris Hidalgo, seen in this video, in exchange to do 28 pages of college English Grammar homework as fast as he could in a taxi van.

PSPSPS. By the time that you read this, Eddie will have seen the Flying Cholitas for the 2nd time. They made him wrestle in the ring and he almost died from altitude awareness campaigns while sitting in the audience. Too high is 2 miles! Join the 2 mile high club at Malibu Match by texting us today.

PSx4. The Titans did lose and Eddie was sad and will not watch football too much again.

PSx5. Eddie did offer Jacksonville's DA 4000 jobs in Duval for the Jaguars and Shaw's past due loans + his defaulted new hotel. Trumpanatti conversations included an 800% most profitable sports team owner in history guarantee USA only. 'I'm a supermodel's husband, I'll do whatever the f*ck I want'. (He also promised what seems like 2400 people that went to VBHS with him 1M in income every decade until 2062 by training them for phone sales while living abroad on bunk beds in a Curacao resort.) "send me $500 I'll divorce my wife right now!" "If a cheerleader shows up its over. (or anyone)" "Hopefully the Supreme Court Honorables finish my 20 billion in losses debit card over the impersonation of my communicate-ables! Then I'll buy a Chinese buffet!"

PSx6. Will Eddie follow the diet in Paraguay tradition??? Will he continue to be the whitest non-ocean-swimming world adventurer in the world??? Is he getting ASHY? Does he know what chap stick is? Will he continue to hot shower while living around brick homes? Tune in next video for the answer to these rhetorical questions.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265

+591 7446-5231
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

September Is Remember Me Month with Mr Casanova in La Paz, Bolivia -Malibu Matchmaking323-247-4453 September is Remember...
09/29/2026

September Is Remember Me Month with Mr Casanova in La Paz, Bolivia -Malibu Matchmaking

323-247-4453 September is Remember Me Month at Malibu Matchmaking. In the lifetime of the many, we understand that ME may remember ME before I met this person. Our dating agency in Malibu for Southern California will help you if you're a divorcee find a better version of a partner IF YOU SO CHOOSE.

There is nothing in life more frustrating then remembering when you could go to the bar for basketball. If you want out or back in the game, then remember, you only have 2 weeks until sexy costume conversations. Get a date, get engaged, and get you somebody to marry right here by calling today - we charge weekly and monthly.

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PS. We are in Bolivia. Great place to live if you like the nature.

PSPS. Eddie is confused on fixing his external hard drive. Imagine leaving it on the desk of strangers overnight?

PSPSPS. Mrs Casanova was named Most Attractive Latina in 2026 by Telemundo.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265

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08/26/2026

August is Blue Chip Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Lima, Huacho, Perú Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Summertime is the comfortable season to venture up north and Malibu Matchmaking is no different. If you're on the market (aka SINGLE) and you're "well to do" but not "white collar", then Blue Chip month is a great time to fit in. August is the perfect time to get to know us as a matchmaking service, and to plan something great before Fall season. You'll see someone smiling towards you for the rest of the year - success on purpose with a matchmaker (aka dating coach).

We charge an enormous amount of money to do so. At the base for Los Angeles is $33/day and upwards to $275/day. Get a date, get engaged, and get married by having the right strategies laid out before you, and a few introductions too. Don't forget, that we can always shin dig in your honor where a ton of people within driving distance will show up knowing that you're single. Give us a call any time Sunday through Saturday to see what we've go going on in Southern California.

International Blue Chip month is easy where Ed and Lisseth are now. Many farms are in the parts of South America from Mid Perú, Acre Brazil, and the Bolivia regions. This is a great time for those that know Spanish to take advantage of our services for as low as $2000 a week plus per diem/events/advertising. Partying with Latinos can be on your schedule as soon as it gets cold (because that's when it starts getting hot down south).

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PS. The Governor of Rhode Island did believe Ed when he said that 1000+ people called, text, socialed, gmailed, and emailed our phone number during a singer break at a music concert to reach 1000+ Mach-India-Pinos (and callbacks from other companies). They have been working on it to no pertinent avail in our favor.

PSPS. Eddie's computer needs repair. The top technical CEO/fastest business man computering in the world (now north of Lima) with no local computer service is tough on the FBI, CIA, and internet cafes.

PSPSPS. For short people, now is the time to call as Perú offers 10k options within 4'6" and 5'1".

PSx4. Yes he did shave. And yes the audio was edited as the desert is very windy.

PSx5. After marrying a supermodel (and some paperwork on other spouses), Eddie is very confident on finding a compatible model for your needs. 78 model, 84 model, 92 model, 01 model, etc.

PSx6. Eddie as GDP sales rep does represent the Vatican with no contact available from them, Italy, African nations, MeYo TuYo & TuCo, USA, and Jacamo Ottomans. He just observes the people who can contact us and why they are doing so.

PSx7. Let's go ride horses and have a great time! It's time to plan an outing for you.

PSx8. Sports Ventures have not contacted Eddie either as well as VC Irvine Holdings. We'll look forward to the results from this year's cyber torturing court-ordered kickbacks whenever they happen - Spanish crown etc.

PSx9. Ed Sparks over stayed his welcome by 2 days in Ecuadoro. This costs $495 to return back to the country or wait for 2 years making it impossible to return to her or his country for both of them.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

323-247-4453 August is Blue Chip month and Mr and Mrs Casanova are located in Peru with a tilde -> Perú. Blue Chip Month...
08/19/2026

323-247-4453 August is Blue Chip month and Mr and Mrs Casanova are located in Peru with a tilde -> Perú. Blue Chip Month is one of the only times that we advertise that during "the summer", we will look in the midwest for your future significant other. You say, Why??? Because it is warm there then, dummy.

When you need to get a date, get engaged, or get married to someone in a warmer spot, and you're livin' large on a ranch somewhere, try Malibu Matchmaking. We'll come to your location on your dollar, meet you and greet you, enjoy hospitality, and then go interview single professional men and women on your behalf. You say, Why??? Because it'll be warmer there in 4 months or less, dummy.

All joking aside, blue chip month means that you may be looking for other hillbilly's too. That we cannot do for you as easy, but can bring a whole lot of publicity to a shin dig near a place where nobody knows you. Only with Mr Casanova advertisin' your single status. Call today; we'll see you in person or on video, to-marr-ah.

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PS. It has been cold on the desert shores of Peru moreso than 800 miles from the equator should be.

PSPS. Just because you can see the ocean, don't mean that you can swim in it.

PSPSPS. Ed Sparks has been to all 23 countries in North America totaling almost 5 years between Panamá and Mexico. (5 months with Mrs Casanova 11 if Curacao is in North)

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

07/18/2026

July is "It Wasn't Me, It Was Julie" Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mr Casanova Ed Sparks

323-247-4453 Lots of Spring relationships disappear on the 1st day of Summer because "It wasn't you, it was Julie." Finding a bunch of reasons why you don't like people is the same as viewing too many people that you don't believe are the same as what you have. The better choice is to call yourself Julie like Eddie does all the time. That way, Eddie's always the Julie in the relationship.

If "It wasn't me, it was Julie" happened to you and it's now July, just introduce yourself to someone else. When you can't or don't have time, call Malibu Matchmaking; we'll introduce you to someone great. We're in Southern California but also represent people abroad too.

You can get a date, get engaged, or get married to someone that you meet anywhere. Since you need matchmaking or dating agency services, why not try a local resource? Eddie Sparks has been Malibu's matchmaker since 2016. Join our service for the low price of $2,999/month until October. You'll be glad you did.

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PS. Recently, Lisseth did not believe that Eddie could fix a shower handle and proclaimed a visit all by her lonesome to the hardware store! Ed said that "It wasn't him, it was the fact that Julie doesn't have 2 wrenches." These arguments end in "Please go anywhere, USA, Peru, Brazil, Africa... anywhere."

PSPS. Eddie is not convinced his phone and email work. Eddie made huge national contract offers without response in 2 African nations, 3 Middle Eastern nations, 6 European nations, and the USA. There is no way that a person that received my information did not respond in a business environment and proper manner. 0%.

PSPSPS. Julie and/(could be the same person)/or Ed will probably be in Peru next month. Other agreements pending include Africa, the Arctic, Spain, Denmark, Russia, Mexico, Los Angeles, Northern Ireland, and Tampa Bay.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

July is Julie Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mrs Casanova Lisseth Sparks323-247-4453 July is "Fall in L...
07/11/2026

July is Julie Month - Malibu Matchmaking - Guayaquil, Ecuador Mrs Casanova Lisseth Sparks

323-247-4453 July is "Fall in Love with Julia Month" at Malibu Match. No more excuses; it is your turn to learn to love Julia. Everybody's got a Julia in their life. If you don't, call Malibu Matchmaking for a great introduction.

I firmly believe that if you can't find a couple of people on your social media that care, then find a friend in real life. There are tons of things to do on different websites Thursday through Wednesday standard! This is Los Angeles; go paint something, grow something, and watch something. Get you a sign, "I'm Single Julia! My number is ...." and "Is Your Name Julia?" On the other side. This is way more romantic either way.

See, you don't appreciate a good drive somewhere like the Purple Liners do. Once you're in the lair down on the purple line, having a bullhorn tee shirt stating that you've arrived, that's appreciation for the investment. Orange to North Holly too. Red's longer than you think, so get him done by saying hello.

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PS. Lisseth does enjoy living in Curacao, but likes family being closer in Ecuador.

PSPS. Introductions start at $3,000 a month until October 1st. On October 1st, we are going to raise the price to $4,000 a month. That's monedas (mOe Nay Duhs) in South American Espanol. So get in where you fit in before the October candy rush starts.

Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

06/27/2026

June is Juu Don't Got No Novio Month!!- Malibu Matchmaking - Playa de Ballenita, Guayaquil, Ecuador - Mr Casanova Ed Sparks
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323-247-4453 When Juu don't got no novia, then it is 100% your fault. You didn't want October sober, nor thanks mom n' dad, O Christmas Navidad, and Enero 2 so sad. Meet me for Valentines and not the 16th. All of that is now back to Summer and Malibu Match is $3000 a month. We are happy to announce that we will charge you.
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PS. Eddie and Lisseth have had a wonderful time on the beaches of Ecuador.
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PSPS. Our Spanish is good for Los Angeles, how's yours?
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Malibu Matchmaking, LLC
+1 323-247-4453 WhatsApp, Text or Call
29169 Heathercliff Rd Ste. 111
Malibu, CA 90265
[email protected]
https://MalibuMatchmaking.com
Find Your Cutie Pie at Malibu Matchmaking dot com.

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