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Retirement Anxiety Have you seen my retirement? Nearly 4 in 10 Americans haven't either — so we put the anxiety on a t-shirt.

My 401(k) is buffering… Tomorrow is National 401(k) Day ; and the final day for 15% off with SMLABOR15. ERROR: 401K.DLL ...
09/10/2026

My 401(k) is buffering… Tomorrow is National 401(k) Day ; and the final day for 15% off with SMLABOR15. ERROR: 401K.DLL NOT FOUND. 10% of profits is donated to Feeding America. Shop via the link in bio.

Generic retirement shirt: polite smile. Flying-pig shirt: genuine laugh. Give the gift that gets a laugh. Shop: https://...
09/09/2026

Generic retirement shirt: polite smile. Flying-pig shirt: genuine laugh. Give the gift that gets a laugh. Shop: https://retirementanxiety.shop/ 10% of profits support Feeding America. Shop via the link in bio.

When your 401(k) needs a backup plan: Plan A, work forever. Plan B, 401(k) miracles. Plan C, the winning numbers. $32.99...
09/09/2026

When your 401(k) needs a backup plan: Plan A, work forever. Plan B, 401(k) miracles. Plan C, the winning numbers. $32.99. 10% of profits support Feeding America. Shop via the link in bio. retirementanxiety.shop

Eye exam season: retirement is testing at 20/200. 👓 National 401(k) Day is 5 days away. SMLABOR15 = 15% off; ends Sept. ...
09/06/2026

Eye exam season: retirement is testing at 20/200. 👓 National 401(k) Day is 5 days away. SMLABOR15 = 15% off; ends Sept. 10. 10% of profits donated to Feeding America via Team Pension Department. Shop via the link in bio.

Costs rose. Retirement didn’t. Have You Seen My Retirement?, My Retirement Plan: Lottery & flying-pig retirement design....
09/06/2026

Costs rose. Retirement didn’t. Have You Seen My Retirement?, My Retirement Plan: Lottery & flying-pig retirement design. 10% of profits support Feeding America. https://retirementanxiety.shop/ Shop via the link in bio.

Retirement Anxiety Doesn't Start With Money. It Starts With Watching Your Parents Age. “It’s not a spreadsheet. It’s a m...
09/04/2026

Retirement Anxiety Doesn't Start With Money. It Starts With Watching Your Parents Age. “It’s not a spreadsheet. It’s a mirror.” : I have retirement anxiety too. Shop via the link in bio.

Half of Americans fear outliving savings. Give a friend a Labor Day gag gift: “Have You Seen My Retirement?” 15% off wit...
08/31/2026

Half of Americans fear outliving savings. Give a friend a Labor Day gag gift: “Have You Seen My Retirement?” 15% off with SMLABOR15 through Sept 10. 10% of profits support Feeding America. Shop via the link in bio.

Good news: our retirement plan has a drawing tomorrow.Powerball’s estimated jackpot is $119 million: or $51.6 million in...
08/28/2026

Good news: our retirement plan has a drawing tomorrow.

Powerball’s estimated jackpot is $119 million: or $51.6 million in cash: for the Saturday, Aug. 29 drawing.

The odds of winning? 1 in 292.2 million.

So, statistically speaking, this is a terrible retirement strategy. Which is exactly why it belongs on a shirt.

Meet “My Retirement Plan”: a lottery ticket, ten numbered balls, and a level of financial planning best described as “let’s see what happens.”

Labor Day offer: Take 15% off with code SMLABOR15. The sale ends September 10: National 401(k) Day.

If you’re going to base your future on a 1-in-292.2-million event, you might as well wear the uniform. 😉

Shop the shirt at https://retirementanxiety.shop/collections/all/products/retirement-t-shirt-lottery-ticket-t-shirt

And because retirement anxiety and food insecurity should never be treated like separate problems, 10% of profits from every sale supports Feeding America.

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105 Maxess Road, Suite S124
Melville, NY
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