10/14/2026
π±ππ΄π°πΊπΈπ½πΆ π½π΄ππ: πππΎ π»πΎπ²π°π» ππΎπΌπ΄π½ π°π²π²πππ΄π³ πΎπ΅ πππ°πππΈπ½πΆ π° π³π°π½π²π΄ π΅π»πΎπΎπ π΄πΏπΈπ³π΄πΌπΈπ²! π¨ π€ π
RENEE & BRENDA ARE WANTED FOR QUESTIONING!
Their alleged crimes include:
π Teaching people who swore they had TWO LEFT FEET!
π Turning innocent bystanders into line-dancing addicts!
π Causing uncontrollable boot scootin', hip shaking, and excessive laughing!
π Convincing grown adults that counting to eight is a competitive sport!
π Making people say, "JUST ONE MORE SONG!" 47 times!
AUTHORITIES ARE WARNING THE PUBLIC:
These women have absolutely NO intention of stopping! π
And now they're recruiting NEW ACCOMPLICES!
π EVERY WEDNESDAY | 7β9 PM
π Hilton Vineyard at the Vines
3310 Crow Road, Monroe, NC
π΅ $10 Cover
π’ INTRO TO LINE DANCING WITH RENEE & BRENDA!
No experience? PERFECT.
No rhythm? EVEN BETTER.
Two left feet? YOU'RE EXACTLY WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR!
We'll teach you the basic steps, break down beginner dances, and have you laughing so hard you'll forget you're exercising!
β οΈ WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE NEW FRIENDSHIPS, SORE CHEEKS FROM LAUGHING, AND AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO DANCE IN THE GROCERY STORE!
π DON'T CALL THE POLICE. CALL YOUR FRIENDS!
Tag your favorite partner in crime and meet us on the dance floor!
THE ONLY THING ILLEGAL IS HAVING THIS MUCH FUN ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT! π€ π₯