05/15/2024
OK i’m having an emergency yard sale tomorrow an emergency yard sale like I mean everything is going like my kitchen like everything I have because the fu***rs kick us out if you don’t have $500 tomorrow so I’m gonna have an emergency we have to go get his birth certificate from Tulsa and wait on it out for tomorrow you know what I mean I’m just not getting on time I really have worked on not putting my business out there as everybody knows, but I don’t really have a choice this time. To all my friends and acquaintances I am having an emergency yard sale tomorrow… I met my NEWEST landlord, (since they seem to like to switch off..? This latest SWEET PEACH OF AN OLD MAN 🍑 is one of those types who apparently were never taught the golden rule, or that Karma’s a BITCH. SO- upon meeting him he very politely- (HAAAA NOT)- told me that I had until Wednesday to get all of this months rent together or he was going to evict me -well tomorrow is that Wednesday guys and $500 is what I owe this very (UN)reasonable man. The place isn’t worth $500 unless MAYBE someone is buying it. its about a $300/mo rental TOPS bc of all the s**t wrong with it. I’m very stressed out about it but if I can make enough to stay the rest of this month, then I know for a fact I can get the hell out of that place before I have to give him another cent so tomorrow please come see me! I will put the address in the comments as well as my phone number.…🤞
Also, if you feel generous/cant make it/ just wanna throw me a few bucks, i’d appreciate that too! My cash tag is $KJSMUM23
