Audrey Korshoff

05/13/2024

About to be official with the Name change in 3…2…1…. ❤️👰🏼‍♀️

10/16/2023

It’s always a pretty sight!

02/07/2023

This has me laughing. Reality is always the best birth control. 😂

I have always encouraged my kids to hang out with parents of newborns… or better- TODDLERS! You think sleeping babies are tough???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait till they start running around and smearing actual human s**t over the walls, floors, bed, themselves, etc … or take off in opposite directions at high speeds while you are seated nursing another newborn… or become little escape artists from the house- whenever they deem possible!

Yup… finding joy in seeing a 14 year old was like, “hell no”… that is great entertainment for me.

Yay to these schools!!! Bring on the robotic newborns- and add the robotic s**t 💩 . toddlers for additional education and training! 🤣 (entertainment!!!!!)

A teen brought home a fake robotic baby for a class assignment, and it was so difficult that she pleaded with her mom for help.

08/20/2021

Went for my morning mermaid workout just after sunrise. Saw a whole school of hundreds of pompano swimming with me. They were each about the size of a football, so it was pretty amazing!

08/19/2021

So happy to be back by the water. 🧜🏼‍♀️ I swam for over an hour today already… and I will be back in again soon. ❤️

08/08/2021

Tea with breakfast.

08/06/2021

This was likely the best thing I ever truly learned and had to constantly work on…

But once I did begin to master this, and be confident in maintaining my line in the sand for my personal & professional boundaries, my life truly became so much better all around. ❤️

Grateful today for my favorite human, all of our incredibly beautiful extended family/kids, creating another new home together, respecting and defending each other’s boundaries from the outside world, and sharing/enjoying all our time together.

Life is good… enjoy living. Have a great weekend!

07/22/2021

Heading back to and SO excited to be able to share some BIG news really soon! ❤️❤️❤️.

07/16/2021

Fixed it. Stayed blonde, just blended it better and gave it some texture/depth with slight color variations. #9 and



What’s crazy is that as much as I love my salon time, I keep finding that occasionally I dig the home coloring results.

07/15/2021

There’s only a few things that truly make my heart feel so full… and one of them is spending time with my kiddos.

I was so excited to see Joe, who is in the US on leave from active duty overseas in the Air Force and my “baby girl” Madelyn (still can’t believe she is 18!) last night.

My favorite human made delicious burgers, and Joe made homemade French fries… with a lot of silliness in the kitchen and laughing along the way.

We improvised with a stylish “apron” to protect his clothing from oil splatters 🤣🤣