Be the Difference with Lauren Brown

Be the Difference with Lauren Brown As a mother of two young boys, digital marketing facilitates quality time with my family.

06/03/2023

It is good to be alive!!!

I have reached 500 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉
03/22/2023

I have reached 500 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

Hey everyone!!!!
11/24/2022

Hey everyone!!!!

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door, as he always was, to s...
09/30/2022

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the vicar was standing at the door, as he always was, to shake hands with the worshippers. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The vicar said to him,

'You need to join the army of the Lord.'

My friend replied, 'I'm already in the army of the Lord, Father.'

So the vicar enquired, 'Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and at Easter?'

My friend whispered back, 'I'm in the secret service.'

🤣 didn’t expect that! Have a good one!

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your...
09/29/2022

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?"

His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny."

A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue.

Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"

🤣 Johnny!!!

A priest and a rabbi go to a remote lake for a swim.All of a sudden, two buses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbi’s con...
09/28/2022

A priest and a rabbi go to a remote lake for a swim.

All of a sudden, two buses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbi’s congregation and out of the other pours the priest’s congregation. Their clothes are on the other side of the lake so they don't have time to retrieve them, they just have to make a run for it.

The priest, running with his hands covering his ge****ls, looks over at the rabbi and sees him running with his hands over his face. He says,

"Rabbi! What are you doing!"

The rabbi says, "In my community, they recognise me by my face."

🤣 oh laad!

Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go b...
09/27/2022

Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.

Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”

Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”

It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”

“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”

🤣it took you long enough.

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three duck...
09/26/2022

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,

"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"

Johnny says, "None."

The teacher asks, "Why?"

Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."

The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."

Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"

The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."

Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

🤣Johnny, go stand in the corner.

Have a splendid day everyone!!!
09/26/2022

Have a splendid day everyone!!!

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly soc...
09/23/2022

On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says,

"I have a confession." She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says,

"Darling, so do I."

Recoiling, he says, "Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.""

🤣🤣🤣. Have a good one!

My husband talks in his sleep. Unfortunately, he also snores, so I sometimes give him the wifely elbow. "What?!" he dema...
09/22/2022

My husband talks in his sleep. Unfortunately, he also snores, so I sometimes give him the wifely elbow.

"What?!" he demanded one night, still mostly asleep.

"Turn over—you're snoring,"

I said. He did as instructed and while doing so muttered,

"That's nothing; you should hear my wife snore.""

🤣 wake up, let’s talk NOW! (possible ending)

On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing what matters to each oth...
09/21/2022

On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing what matters to each other.

"For example," he began, pointing to my husband, David, "do you know your wife's favorite flower?"

David answered, "Pillsbury All Purpose."

🤣oh Laad!

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