09/20/2026
The House Has Called a Meeting
Apparently, several household items have grievances.
The throw pillows would like everyone to stop karate-chopping them.
The decorative ladder is tired of explaining that nobody is supposed to climb it.
The coffee mug considers being reheated four times “a hostile work environment.”
And the chair covered in clothes is requesting official recognition as a second closet.
The meeting was adjourned when the dog sat on the minutes.
Which item in your home has the strongest case against you? 😂
