Totally Boned European Mounts and Custom Skull Cleaning LLC

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Totally Boned European Mounts and Custom Skull Cleaning LLC With years of expertise, we specialize in professional skeletal cleaning and preservation for collectors, taxidermists, and educational displays.

Our dermestid beetles and meticulous finishing process produce clean, detailed, and lasting results. More About Us:
We purchased our first colony of beetles in May of 2013 and started cleaning very small skulls as a hobby. That quickly turned into more of a passion. In September of a colony of 10,000 more beetles was purchased. In late November the first European mount was completed for a young man, a nephew of a friend. From there, Patrick & Danielle received calls to do European mounts almost daily. Patrick is the Master Flenser and Brain-remover of the operation. He is the first to handle any animal that comes in. Danielle is the Osteological Finishing Technician. She is the one to make sure your skull comes back to you looking GOOD! Even though we are a new operation, please be assured your mount or skull is in good hands. We have many very happy customers!

Hello! I hope everyone is having an amazing summer.I wanted to take a minute to answer a few questions we get on a regul...
09/20/2026

Hello! I hope everyone is having an amazing summer.

I wanted to take a minute to answer a few questions we get on a regular basis, as well as share our updated price list. Unfortunately, due to the rising cost of chemicals and utilities over the past few years, we've had no choice but to slightly increase our prices.

Q: What are your hours of operation?
A: You can book an appointment using the following link: https://www.skulls-by-totally-boned.com/
Just click the black "Book Now" button in the middle of the page. We are closed every Sunday and Monday. For the rest of the week, I alternate between morning/afternoon availability and evening hours. If you can't find a time that works for you, please feel free to contact us!

Q: What should I do with my deer once it is harvested?
A: It should be bagged and frozen right after harvest. Please do not leave your skull lying around; any infestation of outside insects can harm our dermestid beetle colonies. If any sourness, decomposition, infestation, or excessive dryness is found when we prep your skull for cleaning, an additional fee will apply (see price list below). Any species harvested over 1 year ago will also incur this fee, as skulls left in the freezer for extended periods dry out.

Q: If I skin and prep the deer head myself, do I get a discount?
A: No. Please refrain from skinning the head. Ensure the ears are removed and the neck is trimmed completely up to the last vertebra (no neck vertebrae should remain attached). A $10 disposal fee may be charged if these steps are not followed and we have to dispose of the neck material. Please do not try to clean the head yourself—we have a specific process, and when customers try to "save us the work," it generally creates more work for us.

Q: How much does a European Mount cost?
A: Please see the price list below.

Q: What do I need to bring with me when dropping off my deer?
A: Please do not bring your official carcass tag; per NYS guidelines, that must remain with your meat. Instead, create a separate tag to attach to the head with your name, address, hunting license number, signature, date of harvest, and point count (if applicable). We require a 50% deposit at drop-off. We accept cash, check, Venmo, and credit cards (credit card payments incur a 3.5% processing fee).

Q: How long will my Euro Mount take to complete?
A: As of September 20, 2026, our current turnaround time is 6 months. We continually have a high volume of projects in the shop, which creates a backlog. Additionally, each White-tailed deer Euro Mount takes up to a month or longer to be 100% finished. As the season progresses, this timeline will push out further as more heads arrive. Your estimated completion date will always be listed on your invoice, so please check there for updates!

Q: Where are you located?
A: 5942 Barker Road, Oriskany Falls, NY 13425. When you arrive, please enter the garage and head into the secondary room at the back. Please ensure you have scheduled an appointment prior to arriving!

There is nothing quite like the look of a perfectly cleaned steer. Our beetles at Totally B***d European Mounts and Cust...
12/20/2025

There is nothing quite like the look of a perfectly cleaned steer. Our beetles at Totally B***d European Mounts and Custom Skull Cleaning LLC worked overtime on this one to get it looking pristine.

Why choose beetle cleaning?

Preserves fragile internal bone 🦴

Prevents "cooked-in" grease 🧼

No brittle or flaky bone surfaces 🚫

We’re currently accepting new pieces! Message us to get on the schedule or book an appointment online.

https://www.skulls-by-totally-boned.com/

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11/28/2025

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving from Totally B***d!

We’re grateful for every hunter who keeps our shop busy, our beetles gluttonously satisfied, and our freezers looking like Santa’s sleigh for taxidermists. Seriously—thank you for trusting us with your trophies.

Whether you filled a tag today or just filled three plates in a row, we hope your Thanksgiving night is warm, restful, and full of people you love.

From our crazy little skull-cleaning family to yours—thank you for supporting what we love to do. 🖤

With years of expertise, we specialize in professional skeletal cleaning and preservation for collectors, taxidermists, and educational displays.
Our dermestid beetles and meticulous finishing process produce clean, detailed, and lasting results.

Opening weekend of the 2025 NYS Southern Tier gun season is behind us, and what a start!Congratulations to everyone who ...
11/17/2025

Opening weekend of the 2025 NYS Southern Tier gun season is behind us, and what a start!
Congratulations to everyone who put a deer on the ground, and good luck to those still out there hunting!
If you’re looking to get that skull cleaned up, our beetles are standing by and ready to get to work.

Happy Opening Day, Southern Tier hunters!Good luck to all the hunters heading into the woods today! Stay safe, shoot str...
11/15/2025

Happy Opening Day, Southern Tier hunters!
Good luck to all the hunters heading into the woods today! Stay safe, shoot straight, and may your freezer be full by sundown.
Drop your photos in the comments — we love seeing everyone’s success!

Just finished up this beautiful longhorn steer measuring 48" tip to tip! The customer wanted a natural, rustic look — cl...
11/08/2025

Just finished up this beautiful longhorn steer measuring 48" tip to tip! The customer wanted a natural, rustic look — cleaned by our beetles only, with no whitening process.

Hello everyone. I wanted to take a minute to answer some questions we get on a regular basis.Q: What are your hours of o...
10/26/2024

Hello everyone. I wanted to take a minute to answer some questions we get on a regular basis.

Q: What are your hours of operation?
A: Book an appointment time using the following link:
https://www.skulls-by-totally-boned.com/
Use the black "Book Now” button in the middle of the page. We are closed every Sunday & Monday. The remainder of the week I alternate days that I have morning/afternoon hours and days that I am available in the evenings. If you can't find a time that works, please feel free to contact us!

Q: What should I do with my deer once it is harvested?
A: It should be bagged and frozen right after harvest. Do not leave your skull laying around. Any infestation of alternate insects can harm our dermestid beetle colonies. If any sourness/decomposition/infestation and/or dryness is found when we prep your skull for cleaning an additional fee will be charged (see price list below). Any species harvested over 1 year ago will also incur the additional fee as a skull that is left in the freezer for an extended period dries out.

Q: If I skin the deer head and prep the deer head, will I get a discount.
A: No. Please refrain from skinning the animal head before arrival unless you're traveling from outside New York State. Ensure removal of ears and complete neck up to the last vertebrae. A $10 disposal fee may be charged when these steps are not followed. Do not try and clean the head yourself. We have a process of doing this and when a customer tries to "save us the work" it generally makes more work for us.

Q: How much does a European Mount cost?
A: See the price list below

Q: What do I need to bring with me when I come to drop of the deer?
A: Please do not bring your carcass tag, that must stay with your meat per NYS guidelines. Create an additional tag to attach to the head of the deer with your name, address, license number, signature, the number of points on each antler if it is a male deer and date of harvest. We also require a 50% deposit. We accept cash, check, credit card (incurs a 3.5% fee) and Venmo.

Q: How long will my Euro Mount take to be completed?
A: As of 10/15/2024 the current turnaround time is 4-6 months. An estimated completion date will always be put on your invoice. Please check this invoice to see when your mount will be complete!

Q: Where are you located?
A: 5942 Barker Road, Oriskany Falls, NY 13425. Please enter the garage and come into the secondary room at the back of the garage.

Great Christmas gag gift! $8 each for local pick up!! Shoot us a message if you'd like to swing by to pick one up.
10/26/2024

Great Christmas gag gift! $8 each for local pick up!! Shoot us a message if you'd like to swing by to pick one up.

Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Real Raccoon Baculum P***s Bone Beetle Cleaned Taxidermy Art at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!

Here is an updated list of all the Hydro Film patterns we currently have in stock.
12/04/2023

Here is an updated list of all the Hydro Film patterns we currently have in stock.

Good luck to all those youth hunters out in the woods over the next few days!
10/08/2023

Good luck to all those youth hunters out in the woods over the next few days!

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5942 Barker Road
Oriskany Falls, NY
13425

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