AllanTaylor, CPA, LLC

09/07/2026

There are two types of folks on this planet...

- those that can figure anything out
and
- those that

08/28/2026

Me: Hey this return is due soon, should we take care of it?

Client: Ok, here is all my stuff..

Me: That was rhetoric 👀

08/28/2026

08/23/2026

Me writing a letter to the IRS:

Ok.. this is an error on my part. We cool tho, right? You guys screw everything up nonstop..

Forget it.. just send us to appeals

08/23/2026

Reason # 14 why we dont work at 3am:

If you print to the printer by mistake - there is nobody here that knows how to stop it.

Who put paper in that machine!?

07/16/2026

Business managers that don't know accounting are always the ones the find accountants that dont know what they are doing.

Sure they are cheap...

because they suck.

Im looking at the third set of financial statements from a guy that first tried to DIY and then chose a bookkeeper based on lowest price.

My first push back cut 80k of self employment earnings out of his profit
..by trying to save accounting fees, he was going to pay 25k in tax he didnt owe.

and he still doesnt listen 😆

07/02/2026

We just closed another case saving an Arkansas taxpayer $101,880.

aka, still batting 100% on resolution work..

Happy 4th of July!

05/15/2026

HR has issued me a second warning for saying "du***ss" before hanging up instead of after.

One more and I am gone, it says

05/05/2026

These AI generated financials are hilarious