08/13/2026
I just went through approximately **112 steps** with someone's AI receptionist.
Fine. It was like 6. But emotionally? **112.** 😂
"What's your name?"
"Who are you calling with?"
"What's the reason for your call?"
"Can you tell me more about that?"
"One moment while I see if they're available..."
Me: 😃 Sure! Absolutely! I have passed your trials, Robot Gatekeeper!
AI Receptionist: **"Okay, I'll connect you now."**
FINALLY.
The phone rings.
The actual human answers...
**and immediately hangs up on me.**
BLAHHHHHHHHHH. 😂😂😂
Technology: 1
Me: 0
I'm going to lunch.
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