Sweet-Ass Merch

12/12/2019

A kazoo makes a unique holiday gift! I have a few left in stock. I can even ship it to the recipient for you.

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10/07/2019

Kazoos...and more! I'm looking forward to making more wooden instruments and fun music-inspired items.

09/20/2019

The perfect gift for the goth who has everything.

06/13/2019

If need to fire your merch guy, we're here for your merch needs.

An intervention for a long-time merch guy was held after his name was yet again listed in the “members” section of a band’s Wikipedia page.

05/21/2019

Decals, keychains, buttons and more! Go see the delightful band S*x Lasagna this Thursday night at Rip's.

03/02/2019

Hi Pega-Pals! All-new Princess Pegasus merch available tonight at Space 55 Theatre, after Night of the Chicken.

02/24/2019

Bawking adorable tote bag by day...glow in the dark tote bag by night.

02/24/2019

Night of the Chicken merch.

02/13/2019

Handmade, one-of-a-kind kazoos.

- Wooden bodies
- Loud sound
- Quick-change membranes
- Acrylic or wooden membrane holders
- Brass or stainless steel hardware
- Food-safe oil finish -

Made with power tools, hand tools, lasers, and love.

Custom orders and engraving available.