Budzi the Gnome

Budzi the Gnome Greetings! You found me...
I'm Budzi the Gnome. The trails of Pisgah are where
I like to call home.

I am a simple gnomeWith a crinkly green capI sport a neon tunicSo you can spot me on your next lapOur handshake deal is ...
12/31/2024

I am a simple gnome
With a crinkly green cap

I sport a neon tunic
So you can spot me on your next lap

Our handshake deal is square
Just hunt me to steal from my pack

But you best post a photo
So my inventory is on track

My golden beard it glistens
My cheeks are quite rosy

This time I was found
By and

So many left notes,Letters arranged neatly with shapes.But only one followed the rules,His name was So only he is rewar...
12/28/2024

So many left notes,
Letters arranged neatly with shapes.
But only one followed the rules,
His name was

So only he is rewarded,
With this thoughtful poetry.
Inspired on hazy nuggies,
By your main gnome, Budzi

Just look at his account!
Gaze through his lens!
The photons he captures,
Will give your psyche a cleanse.

Good news for the next traveler
My pack is refilled under the tree
But you best post your pic
I cant let you off Scott free

My new friend giggled with gleeAs she hiked up the trail and happened to spy me

She’s a poet herself, and quite the ou...
11/24/2024

My new friend giggled with glee
As she hiked up the trail and happened to spy me

She’s a poet herself, and quite the outsider
And her recent photos feature many a spider

They visit me often, down off their web
To come puff with the gnome, your chronic Pisgah celeb

They shoot silk like ladders, making the rungs
Then I roll up spliffs to fill their book lungs

They have legs numbered, one through eight
When the roach scampers off, we all hibernate

Now it’s your turn to find me, come lay down a grid
Crawl across each quadrant, like an arachnid

So get out your maps and your permanent marker
You’ll need spidey sense, like my main man Peter Parker.

My first new spotSince the great delugeA cozy little placeWhere I can take a refugeI’m quite exhausted After taking this...
11/12/2024

My first new spot
Since the great deluge
A cozy little place
Where I can take a refuge

I’m quite exhausted
After taking this trip
I’m done Exploring
But this trail does rip

Maybe I’ll lay down
And take a quick snooze
You can come find me
On your very next cruise

Wynken, Blynken and Nod
Dont confuse them with me
I’m the true herbal trail gnome
You can call me Budzi

Someone came out for a post Helene ripDidn’t expect to find on his tripThen after we met on his bicycle pedalHe invited...
11/01/2024

Someone came out for a post Helene rip
Didn’t expect to find on his trip

Then after we met on his bicycle pedal
He invited this gnome to hear some metal

So I sent him off with treats because I’m not stingy
Hope you had a good ride, until next time Benji

Hello friendsI hope you all are wellI hear the chainsaws buzzingIt’s been a month of hellNow that the water has receded ...
10/31/2024

Hello friends
I hope you all are well
I hear the chainsaws buzzing
It’s been a month of hell

Now that the water has receded
We can get back to our game
But let’s all take a moment
Our home will never be the same

Someone must’ve found me. And they left this note.They even added a granola bar,To my tote.But I think I’ll stay here -A...
09/21/2024

Someone must’ve found me.
And they left this note.
They even added a granola bar,
To my tote.

But I think I’ll stay here -
A bit longer in this place.
Because they didn’t think to post
A picture of their smiling face.

The rules are simple…
People wanna see me on their screens!
Or maybe steal nuggle from my back
Either way it’s cool beans.

Hello dear friendsHere’s my new homeThat smell isn’t a skunkIt’s me - I found this here oakAnd settled into its nookYou...
09/14/2024

Hello dear friends
Here’s my new home
That smell isn’t a skunk
It’s me -

I found this here oak
And settled into its nook
You can try to find me
But you’ll really have to look

I’ll reward you with treats
Your climb won’t be a waste
Here have some colorful sweets
Like a new Verdant Taste

and found meThen they stole a kissThey mustve seen my golden beardAnd knew something was amissBut this last place was ...
09/13/2024

and found me
Then they stole a kiss
They mustve seen my golden beard
And knew something was amiss

But this last place was sketch
Way too close to the crowd
So l’ve hiked higher up
To hide away front Ms. Doud

Stay tuned to my couplets
For I will drop a rhyme
So you too can find Budzi
If you have the time

and found meThen they stole a kissThey mustve seen my golden beardAnd knew something was amissBut this last place was ...
09/13/2024

and found me
Then they stole a kiss
They mustve seen my golden beard
And knew something was amiss

But this last place was sketch
Way too close to the crowd
So I’ve hiked higher up
To hide away front Ms. Doud

Stay tuned to my couplets
For I will drop a rhyme
So you too can find Budzi
If you have the time

If I’m without my nuggle,I can get temperamental.But now I’m restocked and hidden,In a forest that’s experimental.So loa...
09/05/2024

If I’m without my nuggle,
I can get temperamental.
But now I’m restocked and hidden,
In a forest that’s experimental.

So load up your bike,
This spot is the most accessible yet.
But I’m still quite camouflaged,
On that you can bet.

Look for this pile of sticks,
Leaned up to make a house.
One of you cool felines,
Can suspend our game of cat and mouse.

I’m on a side trail,
Where electricity gets sent.
Unsure if it has a name,
But it’s in the creek of ____.

I’m nervous in this place,
It’s just too close to the crowd.
Find me within a week,
My time here is shortly allowed.

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Pisgah Forest, NC
28768

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