09/19/2026
đ¨ BEFORE YOU TEXT YOUR EX DURING RETROGRADEâŚđ¨
Venus and Mercury Retrograde are about to start digging through everybodyâs emotional junk drawer. So before we start resurrecting relationships that died for a damn reason, I made three readings specifically for the mess. đđŽ
VENUS RX: THE LOVE AUDIT: 7 Cards $55.55
This is your relationship reality check. Venus is coming for love, attachment, self-worth, desire, standards, and all those cute little patterns we swear weâre done repeating until somebody with familiar energy walks through the door. đ Weâre looking at what Venus is forcing you to reconsider, the emotional or relationship pattern resurfacing, where youâve been undervaluing yourself, what you ACTUALLY want now, what needs to be released, what might genuinely deserve reconsideration, and what your love energy looks like once this cycle is over. And NO, you donât have to be in a relationship. Single people have emotional baggage too. Donât get comfortable. đ
MERCURY RX: UNSAID & UNFINISHED: 8 Cards $66.66
Oh, Mercury wants to talk about it. That conversation that never happened. The apology you never got. The thing you shouldâve said. The decision you keep second-guessing. The person who disappeared without explaining themselves. The situation you technically âmoved on fromâ but somehow still mentally argue about in the shower three years later. đ Weâre digging into WHAT is resurfacing, WHY itâs coming back now, what was misunderstood the first time, what you havenât admitted to yourself, what wasnât properly communicated, whether this actually deserves another conversation or simply needs closure, what you need to stop overthinking, and what becomes clear when you finally see the situation for what it actually was.
DOUBLE RETROGRADE: LOVE, LIES & LOOSE ENDS: 12 Cards $99.99
Ohhhhh, this one is for the people whose life suddenly starts developing a PLOT. đ Someone comes back. Something gets exposed. Feelings change. Old wounds start itching. Conversations get weird. You realize youâve been romanticizing something that was actually fu***ng terrible. Or suddenly a situation you thought made absolutely no sense starts clicking into place. This is the FULL investigation. Weâre looking at what Venus is reopening emotionally, what Mercury is trying to make you understand, what is returning and why itâs happening NOW, the relationship pattern underneath it, your communication pattern, what youâve been romanticizing, what youâve been overthinking, what truth has been sitting underneath this entire situation, what genuinely deserves reconsideration, what needs to STAY DEAD, and what version of you comes out the other side.
BasicallyâŚis it unfinished business? Is it actually a second chance? Or are you just being spiritually catfished by nostalgia?
THE FULL RETROGRADE BUNDLE: 175
Want the whole investigation? Get all three readings for $175. Thatâs 27 cards total covering love, relationships, self-worth, communication, unfinished business, emotional baggage, questionable attachments, resurfacing people, buried truths, closure, and whatever other bu****it retrograde decides to drag out of storage. đ
And please remember: someone returning does NOT automatically mean they belong in your future. Sometimes people come back because thereâs another chapter. Sometimes they come back because thereâs finally an opportunity for closure. And sometimes the universe lets them knock on the door one more time just to see if your ass learned anything. đđŽ
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