LOLA Living

08/08/2026

Ms. Twisted N Turned ...what did we say???? These muhf**kas takin over 😩😩😩😩😩

08/08/2026

Yall 😩😩😩😩😩 they put meshell ndegeocello song on this and im tellin you I HOLLERED 😂😭🤣😂😭

08/08/2026

Please join me in helping to get this momma and babies out.

08/07/2026

Dough boy got glass

General Mills is recalling more than 735,000 Pillsbury-brand bread rolls due to the possible presence of glass fragments.

08/07/2026

I .. i so desperately need folks to respect the greys and not-like-megan knees and my first-hand recollection of floppy disc's being used for data, and know that means I have no idea wtf they be talmbout in the streets.

Because this happening in real time in my life I'd crazy:

Me: *skates up to concession stand* "hey love, let me have a blue raspberry icee please"

Them: you want a regular or the big collectors cup?"

Me; *because size matters* :the collectible. Obviously "

Them: "fa sho"

Me: *waits like winne the pooh waiting for cake*

Them *hands me a giant cup filled full of beautiful blue blueness that is going to make my pancreas SCREAM*

Me: " thank you, babes 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 how much do I owe you"

Them: " nobody said nothin' "

Me: huh?
Them: hmm?
Me: 🥴
Them:😐
Me: "how much is it?!"
Them: "quiet on the creek"
Me: " Craig of the creek??? What?"
Them: "Bye, damn."

AND WALKED AWAY FROM ME MUMBLING!!!!

Yall...🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

08/05/2026

Fully unsurprising

08/05/2026

Y'all, I don't know what imma do.
I've been on the verge of tears for a good 30minutes at this point.

I came in from work tonight, put food in the oven and laundry in the washer.

Puttering about, gettin ready for the night, gettin ready for tomorrow,

Have my dinner- IT WAS DELICIOUS.😋🥰😋🥰😋

Grab my clothes, AND LIE TO MYSELF ABOUT FOLDING THEM😫😫😫😫😫

Pulling them from the dryer and if this damn bra strap ain't HOOKED into one of the dryer holes 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

This lil treacherous muhf**ka got hooked, and wrenched round itself so many goddamned times 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

I gotta throw a 3 week old bra in the trash, yall *punches the air*

3 weeks, yall!!! She was just a baby. She ain't even had a chance to randomly midday poke me in the tiddie with an underwire breaking through the fabric yet🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Bra's cost 927 american dollars these days.

Imma cry.

08/04/2026

For All My Mortuary Baddies out there,
Please read, donate, and share

08/04/2026

Because, of course it does🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

A new class action lawsuit claims Walmart’s Great Value chia seeds contain undeclared mold and yeast.