Ribblett Marketing

04/09/2024

Ever wonder about those people who spend $4.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards. It spells..... "NAIVE"

04/05/2024

Just wonderin' Does killing time damage eternity?

04/05/2024

Redlands, CA today. It may be our last rain for a while.

03/08/2024

Most men would agree with the logic but the after-effect could be brutal...
"I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
"I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing".
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point, I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have produced an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."

01/30/2024

The Agriculture Department is about to strip the orange trees of all oranges and destroy them because of an Asian fruit fly infestation. Watch the price of oranges increase. The mountains today are covered in snow while it is 78 F today here in Redlands, California. (sorry East and Midwest residents.)

12/31/2023

Get Ready...

12/25/2023

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. 🤗❤
Author Unknown

04/18/2023

09/21/2022

Visit my newly done website. This is how I make money online. https://williamribblett.com

09/06/2022

This is where we place our money for residual income

Watch the 98%er's Intro Video, then click on the JOIN ACX button below and start changing your financial life like you have only dreamed about until now!

08/22/2022

Compare our advertising service with anyone, we are the best!

Joe Iorio, The Internet's premiere Web Site Promotion and Advertising Service since 1997

07/31/2022

Advertise Your Business to 1 Million Targeted Prospects starting within 24 hours!