10/30/2026
After a lengthy meeting with absolutely nobody, we've decided to continue doing what we do best: cooking good food and minding everyone else's business.
This week's specials have been approved by management, questioned by absolutely no one, and are now being released to the general public against the better judgment of our imaginary legal department.
We'd like to remind everyone that these specials are available for a limited time, and any emotional attachment you develop to them is strictly your own responsibility.
Our legal department has advised us to stop talking now.
Business as usual, folks.
Pull Up a Chair. You're in Grit Country. 🤠