Lane Splitter Towing, LLC

Name: Lane Splitter Towing, LLC
Address: 4640 Northgate Boulevard Suite 160, Sacramento, CA, 95834, US
Telephone: +19164718876
Rating: 5

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10/18/2026

🏍️💥 WHEN YOUR GROUP RIDE TURNS INTO AN EPISODE OF JACKASS! 😂

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to rescue this wrecked bike after the rider went out cruising with his Facebook group.

Apparently, someone forgot to tell him motorcycles aren’t airplanes. ✈️🤣

Dude caught some air, briefly became a licensed pilot, and then had an unscheduled meeting with a dirt berm wall. 💀

The bike lost the fight. The dirt wall remains undefeated. 🥊😂

That’s where Lane Splitter Towing comes in! We specialize in picking up motorcycles after their owners make questionable life decisions. 🚛💨

🏍️ Lane Splitter Towing — Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023!

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10/13/2026

🏍️🔥 ANOTHER BEAUTY RIDING FIRST CLASS! 🔥🏍️

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to haul this badass custom build to the shop for a little TLC. 😎

Stock, stretched, slammed, or worth more than your ex-wife’s divorce settlement… WE HAUL IT ALL! 💪🤣

We’ve got the equipment, experience, and knowledge to transport your two-wheeled investment without turning it into an insurance claim. 😂

🏆 Lane Splitter Towing — Sacramento’s #1 Motorcycle Towing Company!

📍 Sacramento & Northern California
🚨 Available 24/7/365

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💀 AAA moves motorcycles. We move motorcycles WITHOUT the horror stories. 🤣
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10/08/2026

🏍️ Lane Splitter Towing got to pick up this beauty today! Another motorcycle brand we’d never heard of! 😂

Turns out Royal Enfield has been around since 1901! Over 125 years of history, and apparently we’ve been living under a rock! 🤦‍♂️🤣

We may not know every bike, but we sure know how to tow ’em! 💪🏍️

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10/04/2026

Roadside assistance gave Lane Splitter Towing the call to rescue this badass Ducati and haul her 14 miles back to the dealership. 🏍️💨

Meanwhile, Aftershock had Sacramento’s freeways looking like the world’s biggest parking lot. 😂 Didn’t matter—we’re still out here getting bikes where they need to go.

And remember: don’t drink and ride. 🍻🚫🏍️
Call us. We’ll pick up you AND your bike. Your Ducati deserves a tow truck—not an evidence locker. 😂

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Lane Splitter Towing — Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023.
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10/04/2026

Per usual, I somehow got suckered into another sponsor interview at the Fast Fridays season closer up in Auburn. 😂🏁

Apparently sponsoring motorcycle racing also means getting randomly handed a microphone.

One of these days I’ll learn how to talk on camera… and maybe figure out what the hell to do with my hands besides keeping them buried in my pockets. 😂🤦‍♂️

Until then, Lane Splitter Towing: great at towing motorcycles, questionable at interviews. 🏍️💨

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09/27/2026

🚨 Old police Harley hauled from West Sac… to West Sac. Damn near needed a hotel. 😂

That custom paint is 🔥—painted by a guy who used to build amusement rides. 🎢🏍️

AAA would’ve had him waiting longer than the paint job took. 💀😂

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09/25/2026

Sacramento ➡️ Antioch 🏍️💨

Another sweet ride getting the Lane Splitter VIP treatment. Bike rode first class… we got stuck driving. 😂

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🏍️ Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023
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09/23/2026

The past 2–3 weeks have been absolutely INSANE at Lane Splitter Towing. 😂🏍️

Between bikes headed in for maintenance, dealership deliveries, and referrals coming in nonstop, our truck is starting to think it lives on the freeway.

Apparently this referral program is working a little TOO damn well. 😂 Every time we drop one bike off, the phone rings for another one.

Keep ’em coming, Sacramento! We seriously appreciate everyone trusting Lane Splitter Towing with their bikes. 🤘

And to everyone referring us… you’re the reason we haven’t had time to develop any expensive hobbies. 😂

🏍️ Lane Splitter Towing
Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023

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Address

4640 Northgate Boulevard Suite 160
Sacramento, CA
95834

Telephone

+19164718876

Website

http://www.lanesplittertow.com/

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