Lane Splitter Towing, LLC

Lane Splitter Towing, LLC Motorcycle Towing & Transportation
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09/03/2026

Why people think, “I can load a motorcycle myself and save a few bucks” will forever blow our minds over here at Lane Splitter Towing. 😂

Saving $100 on a tow just to spend $5,000 fixing the bike after it takes a swan dive off a Harbor Freight ramp is some next-level financial planning. 💀🏍️

Do yourself—and your motorcycle—a favor. Skip the YouTube University degree in motorcycle transport and call the professionals.

Lane Splitter Towing
Because “my buddy said he knows how” are usually the last words before disaster. 😂🤦‍♂️

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08/31/2026

Lane Splitter Towing — We bring your bike to the shop before your buddy finishes saying, “Have you tried turning it off and back on?”

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08/30/2026

🏳️‍🌈 Apparently today is National Gay Friend Day… 😂

So naturally, Lane Splitter Towing had to show some support by picking up our gay friend’s bike. 🏍️🛻

But you already KNOW we couldn’t just quietly load it up and leave… we had to make sure his favorite song was playing loud enough for the entire neighborhood to celebrate with him. 🎶😂🏳️‍🌈

He needed a motorcycle tow.
We provided a motorcycle tow AND a soundtrack. 💅🤣

That’s the Lane Splitter difference — 24/7 motorcycle towing, questionable music choices, and absolutely zero judgment. 😂

Happy National Gay Friend Day to our boy! We won’t tag him… because he’s suffered enough already. 🤣🏳️‍🌈

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08/30/2026

Lane Splitter Towing picked up this beautiful Indian today up in Foresthill, CA because… you guessed it… ANOTHER flat tire. 🏍️🛞💀

We really do love our returning customers. ❤️

Now, saying we hope your bikes keep breaking down just so we can keep seeing you would probably be terrible for business ethics. 😂

So instead we’ll just say…

We really enjoy seeing you guys over and over again. 😎

Preferably at a bike night, gas station, BBQ… literally anywhere besides standing next to a disabled motorcycle waiting for our tow truck. 🤣

But hey, if your bike decides it misses us, you already know who to call.

Lane Splitter Towing
🏍️ Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023
📞 Fast, professional motorcycle towing
🌙 24/7 • 365 Days a Year

Your bike might be unreliable… but your tow company doesn’t have to be. 😂🤘
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08/29/2026

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to scoop up this beauty all the way out in Antioch and haul her back to Specialty Motorsports in Sacramento. 🏍️💨

Antioch to Sacramento? No problem. Around here, “local tow” is more of a suggestion than an actual rule. 😂

Need your bike moved 5 miles or damn near across Northern California? You already know who to call.

📞 Lane Splitter Towing
🏍️ Motorcycle Towing Done Right
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08/28/2026

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to head down to Livermore and pick up this beauty for a ride back to Roseville. 🏍️💨

When we asked the customer how soon he needed us there, his response was basically, “Whenever you get here.”

So we made the trip down to Livermore, loaded up his baby, and brought her all the way back to Roseville safe and sound.

Long-distance motorcycle transport? No problem. 📍 Sacramento & Northern California
🏍️ Motorcycle Towing & Transport
📞 Lane Splitter Towing
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Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023. 😎

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08/24/2026

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to move this Honda Gold Wing that’s been sitting in the garage since 1995. 😂

That’s not a motorcycle anymore… that’s a historical artifact. We almost called the Smithsonian instead of firing up the tow truck. 💀

This bad boy has been parked since dial-up internet, Blockbuster Video, and when you actually had to memorize people’s phone numbers. 😂

But you already KNOW back in the day this Gold Wing was probably an absolute UNIT. Grandpa was out there cruising with enough storage to carry groceries, a toolbox, two jackets, a cassette collection, and probably a carton of Marlboros. 😎😂

After 31 years of retirement, she finally saw daylight again — and of course Lane Splitter Towing was there for the archaeological excavation. 🏍️🪦

Towing motorcycles & bruised egos since 2023.

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08/23/2026

Lane Splitter Towing got the call today to rescue this sweet-ass ’25 Harley-Davidson with a cherry paint job. 🍒🔥🏍️

The customer’s front tire apparently decided holding air was optional. 😂

Every couple miles he’d pull over, bust out the trusty Milwaukee portable air compressor, air it back up, and continue on like:

“We’re good now.”

Two miles later…

PSSSSSSSSSSS. 🛞💨🤣

After playing Harley-Davidson Air Pump Simulator 2026 for long enough, he finally looked at the remaining 25 miles and said:

“Yeah… screw this. I’m calling Lane Splitter.” 😂

Good decision.

We showed up, loaded that cherry beauty safely, and let the Milwaukee compressor finally clock out for the day. 🫡😂

Sometimes you just gotta know when to stop fighting the tire and call the motorcycle towing guys.

📲 Lane Splitter Towing
🏍️ Motorcycle Towing Done Right
🌐 www.LaneSplitterTow.com
📱 TikTok: .splitter.towing

Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023 😎

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08/23/2026

Picked up this badass Harley last night after the Folsom Harley stunt show… apparently the rear tire watched the stunt riders all night and said, “Yeah, I’m not built for this sh*t.” 😂💀🏍️

Flat rear tire = night over.

Lane Splitter Towing scooped her up, tucked her in for the night, and delivered her bright and early this morning to Miller Built Cycles so they can get her back on two healthy pieces of rubber. 🔧🤘

The stunt show might’ve ended last night, but apparently the after-party was on our tow truck. 😂

📞 Lane Splitter Towing
🏍️ Motorcycle-only towing
⏰ 24/7 • 365
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08/21/2026

Lane Splitter Towing got the call to scoop up this Harley from Midtown Sacramento and get her over to Shepley’s V-Twin in Rocklin. 🏍️💨

And DAMN… this one is definitely a beauty. 😮‍💨🔥 Almost felt disrespectful calling it a “tow.” We prefer VIP motorcycle transportation. 😂

She rode the Lane Splitter express while the rest of Sacramento traffic got to admire her from behind.

Another Harley delivered safe, clean, and damage-free. 🤘

📍 Midtown Sacramento ➡️ Rocklin
🏍️ Motorcycle-only towing
📞 24/7 • 365 days a year

Lane Splitter Towing — Towing Motorcycles & Bruised Egos Since 2023. 😂

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4640 Northgate Boulevard Suite 160
Sacramento, CA
95834

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+19164718876

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