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04/14/2012

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02/01/2012

Q: Does it ever end?
A: No.

01/25/2012

Nothing lasts forever. Nothing. Therefore I cannot truly be affected by anything. Not love, not pain, not happiness, nor heartache. I can only be moved for moments at a time until the next takes over. Knowing this brings clarity in each individual moment.

11/17/2010

Is there such a thing as true love or love at first site?

10/12/2010

What came first... the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?

10/06/2010

Ask a question, get an answer.

09/30/2010

Does asparagus alter the way your p*e smells or does it alter the way you smell your p*e?

09/19/2010

Q: Why can't I have 12 Chihuahuas?

A: Because that's like buying 12 shots. Just buy the bottle and get a real dog. If they fit under your seat, don't get them. Your house would look like a rabbit cage. Do you remember Gremlins after they eat past midnight? 12 tiny dogs says, "I'm into rocking chairs and alone time." 12 anything says that really.

09/19/2010

Q: When do you plan to take over the world?

A: How to:
1) Create a world in your mind that is better than this one. Go ahead, drink that koolaid. Pajama day everyday!
2) Make a world in your closet where you're God and Mr. Bootys the cat plays mankind. Kitty is weak and easily falls. At least until your Nikes become a litter box. Take that God.
3) Make friends with China. Tell them you think they're pretty.

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