Crappy Farm: Cow Racing Farm Sim

Crappy Farm: Cow Racing Farm Sim 🚜 The Original Retro Survival Challenge is LIVE 💩
Experience the 90s arcade Battle Royale on Solana.

Farm for loot, survive the raids, and get $LAMPORTS. 🪰⚔️
Will you hit the jackpot or get wiped? 💀
Join the farm: Link in pinned comment! 👇

Rinse and Repeat 👨‍🌾 💩 Crappy Farmers 🐮🚜 don't forget to vote when it's time or get nuked!
05/14/2026

Rinse and Repeat 👨‍🌾 💩 Crappy Farmers 🐮🚜 don't forget to vote when it's time or get nuked!

I talk about P**P and now my feed is filled with b***y shaking...
05/13/2026

I talk about P**P and now my feed is filled with b***y shaking...

Updated uploaded. No more racing cows, you're a fly, SUPA FLY!! P**P is life. P**P is currency. P**P is fuel. P**P is ev...
05/13/2026

Updated uploaded. No more racing cows, you're a fly, SUPA FLY!! P**P is life. P**P is currency. P**P is fuel. P**P is everything.

Lower minimums but extracting will be decided upon your ability to fend off your peers. Who's ready to be a millionaire?

05/11/2026

Minimum performance rewards retrieval has been lowered to .0001 ...

Going back to our roots - P**P | Supa-Simple idle gameplay, stressful death mechanics, pvp loot extraction | Solana Rewa...
05/11/2026

Going back to our roots - P**P | Supa-Simple idle gameplay, stressful death mechanics, pvp loot extraction | Solana Rewards | Cashout at 100,000 $Lamports

SUPA-FLY: all earnings will be converted to $Lamports, users that logged in with an email will be allowed to register a

More details coming soon, just working through some bugs, no pun intended.

04/02/2026

Cows have been returned to stablemaster - players will receive a free calf tonight.

04/01/2026

Launched. Race at 7PM tonight, instead of 6PM/EST.

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Sheridan, WY

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https://crappy.farm/

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