10/16/2026
Tell people at a cookout that you're a private investigator, and you'll get one question before the burgers are done.
"What's the craziest thing you've seen?"
I can't really answer it. The interesting stuff belongs to clients and stays with them. So the honest answer is a lot of waiting, a lot of coffee, and one front door for looooong hours...
Could I make something up? Sure. But patience and good notes don't make much of a campfire story.
They always look a little let down, lol! The real version is slower, and I like it better.
What's the question everybody asks about YOUR job?