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06/04/2025

The Battle of Chickamauga, 1863.
Jacob Miller should have died that day.
A bullet struck him right in the forehead. Not a graze. Not a ricochet. A direct hit between the eyes. In war, that’s usually the end of the story.
But for Jacob, it was just the beginning.
He didn't fall. He didn’t even lose consciousness. He crawled to safety, clutching his head, stunned but alive. The bullet had shattered bone and torn through flesh—but it missed just enough to let him survive.
Surgeons were baffled. They treated him as best they could, but the wound never fully closed. For the rest of his life, Jacob Miller carried a literal hole in his head—a hollow just above his brow, open to the air, a mark of what he endured.
And yet, he lived.
He went home. Married. Farmed. Raised a family. He lived for more than 50 years after Chickamauga, telling his story to anyone who asked. When people stared at the scar, he’d smile and say:
“I just wasn’t ready to die.”
Jacob Miller didn’t wear a medal on his chest. He wore a miracle on his face.
A living reminder that sometimes, survival itself is the most powerful story of all.

~Hatch 93

05/06/2025

Our new tee is so trippy it teleported Grandma underwater—and she is NOT impressed.

04/30/2025

Most folks in Steinhatchee have heard of the Steinhatchee 7—the group that tried to move 9 tons of ma*****na through Rocky Creek back in 1973. What’s often left out of the story is just how quickly the town picked up on something being off. Locals noticed the unfamiliar faces, the odd hours on the water, and word got around fast.

Even though none of the seven were caught with the w**d in hand, it didn’t matter. Between witness accounts, a grounded barge, and one guy still carrying a Jamaican plane ticket, the jury had enough. They all got 20 years.

One strange footnote: actor John Carroll—Zorro himself—showed up to testify on their behalf, saying he was going to put two of them in a movie. That film never happened.

The whole thing is a reminder that even the quietest towns can end up with wild stories in their history books. Steinhatchee's always been small—but never boring.

Hatch 93 (NEVER BORING)

04/05/2025

🪓 93'
Snooze Season Tee

04/04/2025

🪓 93'
District 93' tee

04/04/2025

🪓 93'
S.S. Hubris Tee

04/03/2025

IS HE DOWN?!

03/29/2025

🪓 93'
big iron bad acid tee