04/07/2026
nah this is actually genius 😭
imagine training your whole life
years of prep
billions of dollars
you leave Earth…
come back 10 days later like
“we have returned 🧑🚀”
and the hatch opens
just…
apes. everywhere.
no explanation
no panic
everyone just acting normal
news anchors like
“yeah welcome back 🙂”
your own family??
also apes
your dog??
APE.
at that point you not even questioning reality
you just sitting there like
“nah… something went VERY wrong up there”
whole mission report turns into
“we may have landed on the wrong planet”
