Jaguar Security & Protection, LLC

05/28/2026

03/31/2026

Here's what's going on this week! Papa Chubby's Food and Booze Tirebiters Peanut Pub Franky & Louie's Beach Front Bar & Grill The Hatch at Miller's Landing

03/30/2026

Too many people confuse aggression with strength.

In security, real power isn’t about looking for conflict—it’s about having the ability to handle it… and choosing discipline instead.

A professional doesn’t escalate. A professional observes, assesses, and de-escalates whenever possible. Because when you truly understand force, you respect it.

At Jaguar Security & Protection, we train for control, awareness, and precision—not ego.

Stay ready. Stay disciplined. Stay in control.

03/10/2026

A House Bill seeking to create a Lake of the Ozarks Entertainment District in Osage Beach has been passed out of the House and already read at least once in the State Senate. Sponsored by the 123rd…

02/21/2026

Hey Pub Crawlers 🍻🎉

The day is FINALLY here… who’s ready?!

The buses start rolling at 4:00 PM 🚌 and will stop running at 1:00 AM — please make sure you’re on one before they wrap up for the night! Check out the stop locations below and plan your route.

Bus wristbands are $20 and you will purchase on the first bus you hop on! Cash only!!!

We want everyone to have an amazing time — but most importantly, a safe one. Please drink responsibly and make sure you’ve got a safe ride home at the end of the night.

A HUGE shoutout to our incredible volunteers, our bus drivers, and all of our sponsors 👏 We truly couldn’t pull this off without you. They’re just as excited as we are to see everyone have a safe, fun evening!

Thank you all for coming out… now let’s get this party rolling! 🎶🍻✨

02/01/2026

PLEASE SHARE - ENDANGERED PERSON ADVISORY: Camden County deputies search for woman who went missing in Eldon, Mo. https://www.ky3.com/2026/02/01/endangered-person-advisory-camden-county-deputies-search-woman-who-went-missing-eldon-mo/

01/02/2026

🚨 ONLY 75 SPOTS REMAIN! 🚨

We are so thankful and absolutely thrilled with the incredible response for the 38th Annual Magic Dragon Street Meet Nationals! At this pace, we WILL sell out TODAY!

If you haven't registered yet, this is your LAST CHANCE → www.MagicDragonCarShow.com

📋 Important Note: Once the show is full, you will be added to an official waitlist in the order received. If cancellations occur, we will contact waitlisted registrants in order. However, please be aware that being on the waitlist does NOT guarantee entry into the show - it simply puts you next in line should a spot become available.

We are so excited for this year's event on the Historic Bagnell Dam Strip, May 1st & 2nd. Thank you for making this one of the most anticipated shows yet!

Your registration will be finalized upon receipt of a confirmation email. Please ensure all details are correct.

12/26/2025

WHOVILLE COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
Name: GRINCH, THE
AKA: “Mr. Steal-Your-Christmas”
Age: Unknown (appears old AF)
Arrest Date: December 24
Height: 6’6” (with slouch)
Weight: 210 lbs (mostly attitude)
Hair: Green
Eyes: Yellow
Charges:
GRAND THEFT (Christmas Decorations)
BURGLARY (Multiple Chimneys)
CONSPIRACY (With a Minor — Max the Dog)
POSSESSION OF STOLEN GOODS (Presents, Trees, Stockings)
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (Excessive Smiling Upon Arrest)
Bond: Set by the Spirit of Christmas 🎅
Status: HELD — Awaiting Holiday Court
Officer Notes:
Suspect was located on Mount Crumpit attempting to flee in a sleigh overloaded with stolen items. Arrested without incident after heart allegedly “grew three sizes.”